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MP3s will be back very soon. Here is a link to the story of my two broken arms, with sexy pics:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/petunia_fist/61803.html#cutid1

Here is be some out and about pics. I am the guy with the two broken arms:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/petunia_fist/62460.html#cutid1

Platitudes (Domestic)

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
Elakelaiset- Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)
Defectives- What I Like About You (Romantics)
Ride- Chelsea Girl (Velvet Underground)
Bis- We Are So Fragile (Gary Numan)

HEY THE CURE!!!
Cure & Junior Jack- Da Hype
Immuzikation- Drop It Like It's Hot Hot Hot (vs Snoop Dogg)
Andrew Herring- Nasty Subway (vs Janet Jackson)

HEY DANIEL JOHNSTON!!!
Tears Stupid Tears
Lord Give Me Hope
Museum Of Love
The Sun Shines Down On Me
Impossible Love
Devil Town
Now
Mountain Top
Casper The Friendly Ghost
I Did Acid With Caroline (w/ Jad Fair)
Cluppy covering I Know Casper
Yo La Tengo covering Speeding Motorcycle

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Atmosphere- Trying To Find A Balance
The Game- Cocaine (Parental Advisory: Explicit, Dumb, Gangsta, Antisocial Lyrics)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Theme from Airwolf
Boards Of Canada- Melissa Juice

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
DJ Riko- Shouty Nightmare (Ice T vs Lemon Jelly)
Divide & Kreate- Broken Silence (Von Bondies vs Delerium/Sarah McLachlan)

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Sufjan Stevens- Flint
Weezer- Getchoo
Modest Mouse- Paper Thin Walls
Aqua- Barbie Girl
Kool & The Gang- Celebrate

Diet Fang

HEY NEW ORDER!!!
Regret
Jetstream
Your Silent Face
Primitive Notion
Temptation (live)
Confusion (Voxigenboy remix)
Confusion (Pump Panel remix)
Crystal (Tone Matrix remix)
Crystal (North 40 Reduction remix)
Bizarre Love Triangle (album version)
Bizarre Love Triangle ("razormaid" version)
Shael Riley covering True Faith
McSleazy- Blue Milkshake (vs Kelis)
Mei Lwun- Just Bizarre (vs Eminem)
DJ Payroll- Faith In Heaven (vs Belinda Carlisle)
Little Pixel- Bluro Trash Girl (vs Chicks On Speed)
Goatcaca- Confused Popcorn (vs Jean Michel Jarre)

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
Leonard Nimoy-If I Had A Hammer (Pete Seeger)
Sonic Youth- Superstar (Carpenters)

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Agentlovelette- Crazy Sunshine (Heart vs Lil' Flip)
Kleptones- Sniff (Belinda Carlisle vs Bowie/Queen vs Vanilla Ice vs Prince Paul/De La Soul)

HEY THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS!!!
Long Grift (Hedwig & Angry Inch cover)
DJ Tripp- How Many Licks To Constantinople(vs Missy Elliott)

HEY WHY MUST WE KUNG FU FIGHT???
Carl Douglas- Kung Fu Fighting
Jimmy Cliff covering it
Mardi Gras covering it

HEY COMPREHEND THE AWFULNESS OF "LEAVING ON A JET PLANE"!!!
according to Slippery Staircase To Shame & Ruin
according to Evan Gross
according to Moonlizards
according to Jay Buckey
according to Slightly Something
according to Chantal Kreviazuk
according to Die 9 Paddler
an instrumental version by Atelier Singer for you to sing/rap over

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
David Bowie- Something In The Air
Fleas & Lice- Squat Eurodisney
Okkervill River- For The Enemy
Subway- Jesus Loves Me

When U Were Gyne

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
Soul Guardian- Time Of Your Life (Green Day)
DJ Charlie Rock- Horse With No Name (America)
Erasure- Solsbury Hill (Peter Gabriel)
Vader- Black Sabbath (Black Sabbath)
I just don't know who is covering Just A Friend (Biz Markie)
Blue Lagoon- Break My Stride (Matthew Wilder)

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP: RUN DMC!!!
It's Like That
Hard Times
King Of Rock
RIAA- Day-O Tripper (vs Harry Belafonte vs Monkees vs Beatles)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Tom Waits- New York Mood
Theme from Debbie Does Dallas

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
SBW- Rats Gotta Breathe (Walkmen vs Fabolous)
Nahmed- Encore Together (Jay Z vs Al Green)

HEY NINA SIMONE!!!
Sinnerman
Feeling Good
Wild Is The Wind
Antony covering Be My Husband

HEY WILCO!!!
Kamera (live)
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart (live)
Nickel Creek covering Poor Places

When Yr Muffler's Beyond Welding

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
My Morning Jacket- Always On My Mind (Willie Nelson)
Rat Patrol- Rat Patrol (Naked Raygun)
Jimmy Cliff- Wild World(Cat Stevens)
Songs Ohia- Darling (Conway Twitty)

HEY SOME OF THE WORST STUFF I'VE EVER HEARD!!!
*an acapella called Zombie Jamboree with a reference to zombies at the World Trade Center
*a shrill liberal informing a willfully blind society that Henry Ford Was A Fascist
*a violent bit of oi-core celebrating Working Class Kids
*even the recording artist can't possibly like Silent Tears, as opposed to audible tears
* the opposite of Hey Ya is Ya Hey
*a guy singing White People over Randy Newman's "Short People"

HEY VHS OR BETA!!!
Forever
Night On Fire

HEY JOY DIVISION!!!
Shadowplay
Unit-E covering Love Will Tear Us Apart

HEY QUASI!!!
Seal The Deal
Shael Riley covering Fable With No Moral

HEY SMOG!!!
I Feel Like The Mother Of The World
The Well

HEY SUEDE!!!
Positivity
Dunproofin mashes them up with some diva on You Can't Trash Me

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Slint- Heavy Vegetable
FC Kahuna- Glitterball

HEY NASTY!!!
Beastie Boys- So Whatcha Want
Richard Cheese covering Fight For Your Right To Party

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Jean Grae & Herbaliser- Nahmen Nahm Saying
Immortal Technique- Industrial Revolution

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Low- Venus
Tom Petty- American Girl
Who- Baba O'Riley
Caesars- Jerk It Out

Tractionful Hours (Of It All)

BY WHOM WERE THE DOGS LET OUT???
Stooges- I Wanna Be Your Dog
Uncle Tupelo- I Wanna Be Your Dog (Stooges cover)
Paralysis Permanente covering it
I just don't know who this country-femme thing is that is covering it too
The Ridiculous Trio covers it as well

BY WHOM WERE THE RATS LET OUT???
Walkmen- The Rat
White Stripes- I Think I Smell A Rat

BY WHOM WAS THE CURE LET OUT???
Burn
Dinosaur Jr covering Just Like Heaven
Interference covering it too
Immuzikation- Drop It Like It's Hot Hot Hot (vs Snoop)

BY WHOM WAS JOHNNY CASH LET OUT???
Ghost Riders In The Sky
Fishken & Groves covering it

BY WHOM WERE THE DOORS LET OUT???
Stevie Wonder covering Light My Fire
Type O Negative covering it too

BY WHOM WERE THE STANLEY BROS LET OUT???
Dame Darcy covering Oh Death
Jerry Garcia covering Man Of Constant Sorrow

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Pogues- Dirty Old Town
Rilo Kiley- With Arms Outstretched
Bloc Party- She's Hearing Voices
Ween- Voodoo Lady

HEY GO COVER YOUR OLD BAND!!!
Luna does Galaxie 500- Fourth Of July
Ian McCulloch does Echo & Bunnymen- Killing Moon

HEY THERE'S A NEW RECORDING ARTIST OUT ON THE SCENE CALLED BEATLES!!!
Yasgurs covering I Am The Walrus
Oasis covering Helter Skelter
Mike Kenneally & BFD covering The Night Before

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Eminem- Lose Yourself
Gang Starr- Royalty

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Jimmy Smith- Watermelon Man
Lightning Bolt- Saint Jacques

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Team 9- About A Girl In My Dreams (Nirvana vs Depeche Mode)
Intergalactic Soulwax Remix (Beastie Boys vs Herbie Hancock vs AC DC)
Cheekyboys- Baby Got Silly Love Songs (Sir Mixalot vs Wings)

HEY YOU HEART BAD COVERS!!!
David Bowie- God Only Knows (Beach Boys)
Refreshments- Take The Skinheads Bowling (Camper Van Beethoven)

Aptrinsic Intitude

HEY YOU HEART THE ABYSSITY OF COVERS!!!
Kiki & Herb- Fox In The Snow(Belle & Sebastian)
Matthew Sweet covering the theme from Scooby Doo
Deathboy- West End Girls (Pet Shop Boys)
Pravda- Ace of Spades (Motorhead)

HEY LYRICS BORN!!!
Callin Out
Agentlovelette- I Want That There (vs George Michael)

HEY SPEAK IN TONGUES!!!
Leonard Cohen- Hallelujah
Damien Rice covering it

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
50 Cent- Wanksta
Estelle- Free

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Iron & Wine- Each Coming Night
Aqueduct- Growing Up With GNR
Will Johnson- Closing Down My House
My Dad Is Dead- Death Of A Salesman
Dire Straits- Sultans Of Swing
Suicidal Tendencies- Join The Army
Roky Erickson- I Think Of Demons

HEY SEX PISTOLS!!!
God Save The Queen
covering Johnny B Good
mashed up with Kelis by DJ Tripp- SubMilkshake
mashed up with Madonna by Go Home Productions-
Dictionaraoke covering Anarchy In The UK
Gary Oldman doing My Way from Sid & Nancy
I just don't know who is covering No Feelings
Presidents Of The USA covering Problem
Inkatha covering Anarchy In The UK

HEY VU-RELATED!!!
Heroin
Lou Reed- Andy's Chest
Pavement covering What Goes On
Velvet Underwear covering Sweet Jane
Mayhem Lettuce covering Pale Blue Eyes
Julie's Haircut covering I'm Sticking With You

Talibanjo Uzbektacular

HEY YOU HEART THE ABYSSITY OF COVERS!!!
Toots & the Maytals- I Got Dreams To Remember (Otis Redding)
Das Palast Orchestra- We Will Rock You (Queen)
J Bruce- The Lady In Red(Chris de Burgh)
Chris Bauer- Somebody's Baby (Elliott Smith)

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Eric B & Rakim- Paid In Full (coldcut remix)
Digital Underground- Humpty Dance

HEY A NEW RECORDING ARTIST IS OUT CALLED DAVID BOWIE!!!
All The Young Dudes (w/Billy Corgan) (technically a Mott cover, but Bowie wrote it, so)
Perfect Day (w/ Lou Reed, Bono & Pavarotti) (Lou Reed cover)
Cactus (Pixies cover)
Ian McColluch covering Changes
Mates Of State covering Starman
Placebo & David Bowie- Without You I'm Nothing
Zap covering The Man Who Sold The World

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Henry Mancini- Theme from Police Woman
Elijah & The Ebonites- Pure Soul

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
DJ Payroll- True Love Is Dead (Louis XIV vs White Stripes)
DJ King Of Pants- Oompah Club (50 Cent vs that Willy Wonka song)

HEY MORE DIZZEE RASCAL!!!
Young Punx- Play Big Beat Music (vs Madonna vs J Lo)
JDB- Stand Up Some Mo (vs Busta Rhymes)

HEY VANILLA ICE!!!
Khyzer Zuke- Ice Ice Blurry (vs Blur)
Trotters- Ice Ice Bacon
"An Indian"- Ice Ice Baby

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Flashpapr- Were We To Dance
Enon- Kanon
TV On The Radio- New Health Rock
Xiu Xiu- Sad Pony Girl
Florida Inc- Feck It I Don't Want You Back
Postal Service- This Place Is A Prison (screwed version)
Suicide- Ghost Rider

HEY NEW PORNOGRAPHERS!!!
Twin Cinema
The Laws Have Changed
Mass Romantic
Fancey- Dial Jupiter (side project)

HEY REMEMBER THE SOUTH???
Comas- The Dirty South
Grandaddy Souf- The Souf

HEY UNDERTONES!!!
Teenage Kicks
Teenage Kicks (McSleazy's Poj Mix)

Crupper, We Hardly Knew Ye

HOW CAN YOU SLEEP WHEN ROGER NUSIC'S BED IS BURNING???
Blelelelelum
When I Was A Girl
Lovers Loving Lovers Loving Love

HEY YOU HEART THE ABYSSITY OF COVERS!!!
Deerhoof- My Pal Foot Foot (Shaggs)
XTC- Go Feck Yourself With Your Atom Bomb (Tuli Kupferburg)
Silkworm- Let's Kill Saturday Night (Robbie Fulks)
Bens- I Touch Myself (Divinyls)

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Biz Markie- Freestyle
Jungle Bros- VIP (DJ4Joy premix)

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Carrasco- Pardon My Disco (!!! vs Deep Swing)
Ded Wood- 1999 Problems (Jay Z vs Space 1999)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Root Down- Let's Stay Together (Al Green)
Shark Spaceship- Thriller (Michael Jackson)

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
The The- Perfect
Electric 6 & White Stripes- Danger High Voltage
Violent Femmes- I Held Her In My Arms
Dinosaur Jr- The Wagon
Exploding Hearts- Modern Kicks
Ween- Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down
Rapture- Sister Saviour
Beck- Mixed Bizness (Sexx Laws remix)
Earth Wind & Fire- Got To Get You Into My Life (Beatles cover)
Kent- Du R Nga
Organ- Steven Smit

The Real Temptation Island Is Real

HEY YOU HEART THE TERRIBLENESS OF COVERS!!!
Gypsy Kings- Hotel California (Eagles)
Built To Spill- Cortez The Killer (Neil Young)
Vitaminsforyou- No Cars Go (Arcade Fire)
Fischerspooner- Circle Vision Creation New Sun (Boredoms)

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Danny Boy- Dirt Off Yr Phantom (Jay Z vs Andrew Lloyd Weber)
Divide & Kreate- Eternal Spades (KLF vs Motorhead)

HEY REMEMBER NIRVANA???
I just don't know who is covering Something In The Way
Elizabeth Peter covering You Know You're Right
Ded Wood- Smells Like Monster Mash (vs Bobby Pickett)
DJ Tripp- Smells Like A Party (vs Pink)

HEY REMEMBER MAGNETIC FIELDS???
I'm Sorry I Love You
I Don't Believe You (live)

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP: DIZZEE RASCAL!!!
Stand Up Tall
TimG- Dizzee KP (vs King Prawn)
Le Grandien- St Tropez Stand Up (vs Brigitte Bardot)
Fix Up Look Sharp
Fix Up Look Sharp (live)
Fix Up Look Sharp (Mastahiggins YMO mix)
Nicotnic- Freak Up Look Sharp (vs LFO)
Slackjawed Local Charity- Fix Up Look Addicted (vs Robert Palmer)
I Luv The Poney (vs Vitalic)
Rule- Push The Dizzee Freestyler Up The Flatbeat
Lionel Vinyl- Just A Reptilian (vs The Strokes)
Basement Jaxx- Lucky Star
Telecharger (vs Ghislain Poirier)

HEY REMEMBER FLAMING LIPS???
She Don't Use Jelly
Apollo Sunshine covering Do You Realize

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Cat Power & Handsome Boy Modeling School- I've Been Thinking
Arthur Russell- That's Us Wild Combination
James Brown- I Can't Stand It
Sade- Why Can't We Live Together (Timmy Thomas cover)
Sufjan Stevens- Flint
Blood Brothers- Trash Flavored Trash
Stars- Your Ex-lover Is Dead
Neu- Super 16
Broken Social Scene- Cause = Time
Can- Mushroom
Eric Burdon & The Animlals- We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
Vicky Sue Robinson- Turn The Beat Around
South San Gabriel- The Dark Of Garage

...Before Devolving Into Mannered Surrealism

HEY YOU HEART TERRIBLE COVERS!!!
Scissor Sisters- Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)
Various Artists- Another One Bites The Dust (Queen, kind of)
Das Palast Orchestra- Oops I Did It Again(Britney Spears)
Bevis Frond- Hey Joe (Jimi Hendrix/somebody else)

HEY REMEMBER THE MOUNTAIN GOATS???
Dinu Lipatti's Bones
Going To Georgia (live)
Tell Me On A Sunday (Andrew Lloyd Weber cover)

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP: JEAN GRAE!!!
Code Red + Bootlegs in one MP3
Gotta Have It

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Don Caballero- June Is Finally Here
Come Ons- Operation Get Down

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Manriki- Staying In Buffalo (Ozzy vs Neneh Cherry vs Bee Gees)
Dunproofin- Casbah Wonder (Clash vs Stevie Wonder)

HEY NO FUN!!!
Snoop Dogg- Ain't No Fun
Vitalic- No Fun
Dr Mix- No Fun (Stooges cover)
Ridiculous Trio- No Fun (Stooges cover)
Human Zoo- If You Can't Have Fun, You Ain't No Fun
Local H- No Fun (live)
Feisty Cadavers- No More Fun
Smoking Popes- She's No Fun
Bert Colwell- Coal Mine Ain't No Fun
Daniel Johnston- No Fun
Incredible Mohawk Brothers- No Fun (Stooges cover)
Sleater-Kinney- You're No Rock N Roll Fun
No Fun At All- Suicide Machine
99 Men- No Fun

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Flaming Lips & Faultline- The Colossal Grey Sunshine
Adicts- Chinese Takeaway
Delgados- Light Before We Land
Destroyer- Sublimation Hour
Rosebuds- Get Ready
Espers- Byss & Abyss

Great Luncheon

HEY YOU HEART TERRIBLE COVERS!!!
Enon- White Rabbit (Jefferson Airplane)
Avril Lavigne- Knockin On Heaven's Door(Bob Dylan)
Yasgurs- Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)
Melody McDowell- American Girl (Tom Petty)

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP: DELTRON 3030!!!
Time Keeps On Slipping
Positive Contact

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Caribou- Lord Leopard
Old Man Kelly- Bonaparte's Retreat

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Immuzikation- If I'm Ever Around (Phoenix vs Hall & Oates)
Kleptones- Play Clean (Electric 6 vs Queen vs somebody else)

HEY POLYPHONIC SPREE!!!
Section 7 Hanging Around
Soldier Girl Remix

HEY STONE ROSES!!!
I Wanna Be Adored
Fools Gold

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Cure- Other Voices
Crooked Fingers- You Can Never Leave
Controller Controller- Silent Seven
Stills- Fevered
Theme from Battlestar Galactica
Bloc Party & Chemical Bros- Believe (remix)
Bloc Party & Chemical Bros- Believe (reg'lar)
Bruce Haack- Ghost w/the Most
Buffalo Springfield- For What It's Worth
Creedence Clearwater Revival- Born On the Bayou
Charlie Daniels Band- Devil Went Down To Georgia
Modest Mouse- Polar Opposites (live)
Owls- Everyone Is My Friend
Grace Jones- Pull Up The Bumber
KFC training- Bacteria
David Dondero- Stars Are My Chandeliers (live)
Olivia Tremor Control- Define A Transparent Dream (live)
Dessert- Mail Me (from Suicide Club)
Jerk With A Bomb- Fine Health Is At Home (you may know this band as Pink Mountaintops or Black Mountain)

Civil

HEY YOU LOVE TERRIBLE COVERS!!!
Feck- She's A Rainbow (Rolling Stones)
Joss Stone- Fell In Love With A Boy (White Stripes)
Eric Prydz- Call On Me (Steve Winwood)
Vroom- Suspect Fled The Scene (Pedro The Lion)

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Aesop Rock- Antisocial
Carman- The Resurrection Rap

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Battles- HiLo
Bad Plus- Dirty Blonde

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
DJ Axel- Guns N' Hovas (Jay Z vs Guns N Roses)
I just don't know- Voodoo Clothes (Jay Z vs Ween)

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
A Certain Ratio- Lucinda
Curtis Mayfield- Give Me Your Love
Make Believe- Britt's Favorite
Sounds- Rock N Roll
Bangles- Hazy Shade Of Winter
Tom Waits- Little Drop Of Poison
Decemberists- I Saw Nick Drake (Robyn Hitchcock cover)
Nick Cave- People Ain't No Good
Suicide- Shadazz
Uncle Tupelo- Sauget Wind
Canned Heat- Going Up The Country
Blonde Redhead- In Particular
Bonnie Tyler- Total Eclipse Of The Heart
Beck- Broken Drum (Boards Of Canada remix)
Dirk Diggler & Chest Rockwell- You Got The Touch (from Boogie Nights)
Marvin Gaye- Mercy Mercy Me
Can- Turtles Have Short Legs
Devendra Banhart- At The Hop
Fiery Furnaces- Chief Inspector Blancheflower
Half Japanese- One Million Kisses
Limahl- Neverending Story
Destroyer- The Very Modern Dance
M Ward- Helicopter