God Premeditated Mildew

THE FLORIDA EDIITION OF TODAY'S NEW YORK TIMES CONTAINS THIS WEATHER FORECAST: "TOMORROW, LITTLE CHANGE." HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Smog- In The Pines (Leadbelly)
2. Juan Zephron- Salty Salute (Guided By Voices)
3. LSJU Marching Band- You Shook Me All Night Long (AC/DC)
4. Amen- I Wanna Be Your Dog (Iggy & Stooges)
5. NOFX- I Want You To Want Me (Cheap Trick)

I WISH I HADN'T SKIMMED THAT ARTICLE LINKING SLEEP DEPRIVATION TO WEIGHT GAIN, & HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. El Barto & Liam B- Hurt (Johnny Cash vs Funkadelic vs Pearl Jam)
2. Divide & Kreate- Kelly's Smelly Behind (Kelly Clarkson vs Nirvana)
3. Apollo Zero- Electric Blue Order (Olivia Newton John vs New Order)
4. Cheekyboy- Smells Like Compton (NWA vs Nirvana)
5. Fecal People- Tusk Sleeps (Fleetwood Mac vs Butthole Surfers)

CLIFFY SPURDOZO IS DISALLOWED TO CRADLE THE NIECERY, AND 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Starlite Desperation- What I Want
2. Steely Dan- Haitian Divorce
3. Sloan- Underwhelmed
4. Stills- Animals & Insects
5. Soulwax & DFA- Another Excuse Remix

The Vibrating Proviso

TRASH & A NEXTEL TOWER ARE SHUTTING DOWN THE SINKHOLE WHERE I CRUSHED MY WRISTS! READ THE STORY HERE! NOW I CAN'T RETURN & GET REVENGE ON NATURE LIKE HELEN HUNT DID IN "TWISTER," AND HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Will Kidman- Never Tear Us Apart (INXS)
2. Him- Wicked Game (Chris Isaak)
3. Lys Guillorn- You Love To Fail (Magnetic Fields)
4. Tori Amos- Can't Get You Out Of My Head (Kylie Minogue)
5. Edith Frost- I Get The Craziest Feeling (Floyd Tillman)

THAT IMPORTANT BOOK "GUNS, GERMS, & STEEL" REMINDS ME OF THE PAWN SHOP'S SIGN NEAR MY JOB; IT SAYS "DIAMONDS, GUNS, & GOLD"; SO HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Mr Tortazo- Where's Your Religion At (Basement Jaxx vs R.E.M.)
2. Thriftshop XL- Bucky Dun Gun To Memphis (M.I.A. vs Colorblind James Experience)
3. Cheekyboy- Noisy Doorbell (Public Enemy vs White Stripes)
4. Lenlow- Heatwave In A Black & White Town (Doves vs Martha & The Vandellas)
5. Corporation- Imagine We Belong Together (Mariah Carey vs John Lennon)

TODAY A STUDENT WORE A T-SHIRT THAT READ "ONE WAY JESUS TO HEAVEN," AND 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Call & Response- Rollerskate
2. Circle Jerks- World Up My Arse
3. Crooked Fingers-Big Darkness
4. Spinto Band- Oh Mandy
5. Alabama 3- Peace In The Valley

A Trundle Munch

DO NOT FEIGN BLINDNESS TO THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE WORDS "SLUMGULLION" AND "BUNNATINE" BEING ON THE FRONT PAGE OF TODAY'S NEW YORK TIMES, AND HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Loquat- There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (Smiths) AWESOME, THX ANTHONY!
2. Swervedriver- Jesus (Velvet Underground)
3. Erro- Blockhead (Devo)
4. Kicker Knot- As We Go Up We Go Down (Guided By Voices)
5. Talking Heads & Atom- Take Me To The River Depth Charge Distortion Mix (Al Green)

RENT, PURCHASE, OR DOWNLOAD THE DOCUMENTARY "CHAIN CAMERA," AND PROTECT YOURSELF WITH CELLOPHANE WHEN THAT KID REPORTS THAT HE HAS A WINNING SEASON IN HIS HEART, AND HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Go Home Productions- Ultrathin (Ultra Nate vs Thin Lizzy)
2. Go Home Productions- Happy Behaviour (Bjork vs MJBlige)
3. Dirtyoldman- Slow Kittin (Miss Kittin vs Kylie Minogue)
4. DJ Defekt- Just A Forest (Cure vs Fischerspooner)
5. Huerzo- Maybe Someday In A Bottle (Cure vs Christina Aguilera)

ONE OF MY STUDENTS IS CONVINCED THAT A PICTURE (THAT SHE DREW) OF D.H. LAWRENCE IS COMMUNICATING WITH HER, AND HEY 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Beck- Alcohol
2. Stellastarr- Pulp Song
3. Alice Cooper- Zombie Dance
4. Carpenters- Hurting Each Other
5. Dead Meadow- Dusty Nothing

DO NO GO ILLINGLY

ON THE SAME JOG I SAW THE LARGEST TOAD THAT I'VE EVER SEEN AND A WOMAN IN DRAPEY GARB WAVING A CROOKED STICK PORTENTOUSLY, AND HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Bella Lingua- World Of Fun (Guided By Voices)
2. Nickel Creek- Taxman (Beatles)
3. Def Leppard- We Will Rock You (Queen)
4. Some acapella folx- Creep (Radiohead)
5. The Cardigans & Tom Jones- Burning Down The House (Talking Heads)


I'D LIKE TO THANK THE JEWISH PEOPLE FOR THE PINKIES THAT THEY SENT, AND HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Public Enemy- He Got Game
2. Royce Da 5'9- Buzzin
3. Sage Francis- Gunz Yo
4. Diverse & Prefuse 73- Plastic
5. Boo Yaa Tribe & Transplants- What I Can't Describe


ELLIS YOU ARE FREAKISHLY BEAUTIFUL AND OBVIOUSLY A TORN ARTIST, SO HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Go Home Productions- Let The Music Gimme Shelter (Rolling Stones vs Shannon)
2. Go Home Productions- If Your Girl Was Stoned (Aaliyah vs Stone Roses)
3. Dunproofin- ABCWOC (Jackson 5 vs Fatboy Slim)
4. Dunproofin- Black Order (New Order vs Black Strobe)
5. Phil N Dog- Gay Muppet Bar (Electric 6 vs Muppet Show)


MY JEW DADS, AND 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Brakes- Heard About Your Band
2. Clem Snide- Jews For Jesus Blues
3. Cranberries- Dreaming My Dreams
4. Beck- Deadweight
5. Dead Milkmen- Punk Rock Girl

Bluff Stance

CHRIST ON A BALSA PARAPET, THANGS HAS BEEN BOUYANT LATELY, AND HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Fugees- Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
2. Fiona Apple- Across The Universe (Beatles)
3. Tori Amos- Famous Blue Raincoat (Leonard Cohen)
4. Nervebreakers- Hey Joe (Love/Hendrix/Whoever Wrote It/Sorry Not To Google 4 U But I Started Physical Therapy Today)
5. Pennywise- Gin & Juice (Snoop Dogg)

BATHS ARE ANTICIPATABLE, WHEREAS SHOWERS ARE JUST INCIDENTAL, RECKON, SO HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Public Enemy- Night Of The Living Baseheads
2. Aesop Rock- The Yes & The Yall
3. Sage Francis- Crack Pipes
4. Mr Lif & Prefuse 73- Huevos With Jeff & Rani
5. Bun B & Beanie Sigel- Purple Rain

I LOVE WHEN AMATEUR SIGNMAKERS USE RANDOM QUOTATION MARKS, TO MAKE US DOUBT ALL NORMATIVE USAGE: TODAY I SAW A FLYER ADVERTISING A "PRESSURE" WASH, AND HEY 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. American Analog Set- Born On The Cusp
2. Beck & Flaming Lips- We Live Again
3. Black Flag- Police Story
4. Belle & Sebastian- Le Pastie De La Bourgeoisie
5. Clem Snide- All Green SKIM MY WELL-TYPED D-CKSLAP OF THIS ALBUM HERE!

BACK 2 COLLEGE SPECIAL: Now That Summer Is Over, Everybody Make A Face To Match Its Events!

HEY I JUST USED MY REALIZING SKILLS TO REALIZE THAT THE LETTERS IN A DRIVE-THRU'S "THRU" ARE A FUNSCRAMBLE OF "HURT," SO I AM GOING TO OPEN A LUCRATIVE HURT-THRU, AND HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Dirtbombs- By My Side (Elois)
2. Catch 22- Neverending Story (Limahl)
3. Aretha Franklin- Eleanor Rigby (Beatles)
4. Of Montreal- Color Me In (Broadcast)
5. Jeffrey Luck Lucas- Crowd Of Drifters (Magnetic Fields)


AS A SYNONYM FOR NIPPLE, MY DICTIONARY LISTS "STOPCOCK," AND HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. American Analog Set- Don't Wake Me
2. David Bowie- Space Oddity (for karaoke)
3. Talib Kweli- Good To You
4. Books- S Is For Everysing
5. Frederik Thordendal's Special Defects- Krapp's Last Tape


HEY DO YOU EVER WISH PEOPLE WOULD JUST TALK???
1. Harpers Magazine Forum On What Wrongs Happened With The Ohio Voting
2. Spiro Agnew's Resignation
3. Elvis Presley Cussing About Not Being Strung Out & Luggage-Carrying Freaks
4. David Cross HBO Special

Calorie Fetish

THEY'S A BEACHFRONT PROPERTY IN SOUTH CAROLINA THAT FAMILIES CAN RENT, AND ITS NAME IS SERIOUSLY "MULLET HALL," AND HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Fettdog- Barbarism Begins With Noise (Public Enemy vs Smiths)
2. Whitey Whiteman- Get Plump Up Tall (Dizzee Rascal vs Plump DJs)
3. Zamali- Triple Trouble On Your Side (Beastie Boys vs Thompson Twins)
4. Aggro1- Ring My Bell In The Love Shack, Nerd (NERD vs B-52s vs Anita Ward)
5. Ed Home Coz I Miss My Gravel Pit (Slade vs Everything But The Girl vs Wu-Tang Clan)

PLEASE ASSIST OTHERS IN AVOIDING THE FILM "BROKEN FLOWERS," AS JARMUSCH DONE GONE AND FORGOT TO FORGE IT IN THE SMITHY OF HIS OR ANYONE ELSE'S SOUL, OK, SO 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Verve & UNKLE- Bittersweet Symphony Remix
2. Under Byen- Mission
3. Teengenerate- Don't Leave Me
4. Snips- 9 Oclock MUCH PREDATES THE STROKES SONG THAT IT SOUNDIES LIKE!
5. Richmond Sluts- City Girls

Bopping The Drawl

HEY, NO WAY, MY NEW COLUMN IS OUT IN SOCIETY! IT CONTAINS 2 TYPOS, AND I USE 4 WORDS TWICE, AND A CRUCIAL ADVERB IS MISSING, BUT YOU SHOULD STILL READ IT HERE!
1. Afghan Whigs- I Keep Coming Back
2. Arab Strap- Flirt
3. Cramps- Love Me
4. Death From Above 1979- Pull Out
5. Aretha Franklin- Call Me
6. Adam & The Ants- Red Scab
7. Joy Division- Disorder live
8. R Kelly- Trapped In The Closet parts 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5
9. Ordinary Boys- Thanks To The Girl
10. Carlos Adolfo Dominguez- B.O.O.B.I.E.S.

Obsolete Fascination

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R.E.M.- Dark Globe (Syd Barrett cover)


MEET MY MOM, BLESS HER HEART! I AM ABOUT TO FREAK OUT ON SOME POOR PIZZA DELIVERYPERSON!
Aretha Franklin- I Say A Little Prayer For You (Bacharach/David)


WELCOME TO THE WORLD, LUCY! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND...VERY LONG!
Central Nervous System- She Is Everything Good To Me

Vindictive Generosity

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Our Lady Of The Highway- 100000 Fireflies (Magnetic Fields)
2. Ben Folds- She Don't Use Jelly (Flaming Lips)
3. Ryan Adams- Expressway To Yr Skull (Sonic Youth)
4. Butthole Surfers- American Woman (Guess Who)
5. Jeff Caudill- District Sleeps Alone Tonight (Postal Service)

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Paul Devro & Outkast- Bombs Over Baghdad Remix
2. Jools MF & Lady Sovereign- 9 To 5 Remix
3. Public Enemy- Don't Believe The Hype
4. Coup- Not Free Yet
5. Kurtis Blow- The Breaks

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Prosac- Cold Bagels (Dandy Warhols vs Deep Dish)
2. Rebel DJs- Honest MIA (MIA vs Bravery)
3. Mr Wig- Charley's Acid Message (Plump DJs vs Grand Master Flash)
4. Dirtyoldman- Be Good To Everything You Touch (Ladytron vs Beats International)
5. Cheekyboy- One Less Thing (Kaiser Chiefs vs Amerie)

Ulna Tip, 1976-2005

HOW APPRO-POOH THAT I AM SO JUDGMENTAL, AND MY PROCEDURE WAS CALLED AN "EXCLUSION," AND HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Waking Up With Robots- Father To A Sister Of Thought (Pavement)
2. Bad Livers- The Wind Cries Mary (Jimi Hendrix)
3. Guster- Boy With The Arab Strap (Belle & Sebastian)
4. Kevn Kinney- Keep On Rockin In The Free World (Neil Young)
5. Read Yellow- Bigmouth Strikes Again (Smiths)
6. Joint Side Project- Suffragette City (David Bowie)
7. Perfect Circle-What's Going On (Marvin Gaye)
8. Catch 22- American Pie (Don McLean)
9. Mike Ferraro- Awful Bliss (Guided By Voices)
10. Avril Lavigne- Basket Case (Green Day)

Surgerynacht

AT LEAST NASHVILLE DANDRUFF MADE FUN OF THAT DERRIDA DVD THAT OLTRON LEFT & HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Joint Side Project- This Is Just A Modern Rock Song (Belle & Sebastian)
2. Green Day- My Generation (The Who)
3. Kill Peaches- Dreams (Fleetwood Mac)
4. Gilded Age- Country Feedback (R.E.M.)
5. Kevn Kinney- I'm Not Your Steppin Stone (Monkees?)
6. Tori Amos- Let It Be (Beatles)
7. Pixies- Winterlong (Neil Young)
8. Hem- Valentine's Day (Bruce Springsteen)
9. Giant Sand- Ol 55 (Tom Waits)
10. Michael Ball- Always On My Mind (Willie Nelson)


SAY PRAYERS TO THE LORD WHOSE NAME IS APPARENTLY GOD WHILE I AM BEING CHOPPED UP ALL DAY, & HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Lush Life- Jesus Walks (Beach Boys vs Kanye West)
2. Gloomybear- A Different Excuse (Soulwax vs Skelpt)
3. Prosac- Bucky Shepherd (MIA vs Deep Dish)
4. RIAA- It's Whiskey (Run DMC vs Pogues)
5. Dj Erb-Float Back & Lean On (Modest Mouse vs Terror Squad)


OK I'M SCARED, SO 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. White Stripes- I'm Lonely But I'm Not That Lonely Yet
2. Tom Waits- Watch Her Disappear
3. Jim Yoshii Pileup- Silver Sparkler
4. Unicorns- Ready To Die
5. Ween- What Deaner Was Talking About (live)
6. Viva Voce- Alive With Pleasure
7. They Might Be Giants- They'll Need A Crane
8. Thin Lizzy-Leave This Town
9. Turbonegro- Dark Secret Girl
10. Thunderbirds Are Now- Safari 3
11. Strokes & Regina Spektor- Postmodern Girls

Ocean, Pre-Op, & Great, Now The Bones Know

HEY THE CITY OF PALATKA KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED FROM IT!!!
1. Buzzcocks- Ever Fallen In Love
2. Black Dice- Untitled
3. Architecture In Helsinki- Maybe You Can Owe Me
4. Frank Black- Every Time I Go Around Here
5. The Cure- Plainsong (live)


AT RAVINE GARDENS, I PREFERRED THE PREGNANT CIGARETTES TO THE MORTALIZING SPITTLE OF WAITERS & NERDS BACK HOME!!!
6.The Cribs- You & I
7. Crime- Baby You're So Repulsive
8. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah- The Skin Of My Yellow Country Teeth
9. Dead Kennedys- A Child & His Lawnmower
10. Go Team- Power Is On


IN MY GHASTLY DEFAULT RETICENCE/ PROVINCIALISM, I HAD BOOGIED ALONGSIDE UKRAINIANS, BUT UNTIL LAST NIGHT, I HAD NOT BOOGIED ALONGSIDE AMERICAN BLACKS!!!
11. Earlies- One Of Us Is Dead
12. Looper- Mondo 77
13. Loretta Lynn- Miss Being Mrs
14. The Stranglers- Always The Sun
15. Pizzicato Five- Secret Garden

"The 5:30 Folk Mass"

IRELAND'S GARBAGE MAFIA HAS CREATED A "NECKLACE OF INCINERATION," AND HEY 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX x 30!!!
1. Avalanches- Stay Another Season
2. Tom Waits- Singapore (live)
3. Mike Watt & Carla Bozulich- Drove Up From Pedro (live)
4. Starvations- Red Wine
5. Bauhaus- Swing The Heartache
6. Head Of Femur- Elliot Gould Is In California Split
7. Joanna Newsom- Sprout & The Bean
8. Need New Body- Show Me Your Heart
9. Out Hud- It's For You
10. ZZ Top- Gimme All Your Lovin

11. Frank Zappa- He's So Gay
12. Yaz- Only You (Act Of Dog's Orchestral Remix)
13. My Morning Jacket- The Bear (live)
14. Ryan Adams- Sylvia Plath (live)
15. Ween- Voodoo Lady
16. Weezer- El Scorcho
17. Weird War- Girls Like That
18. Weakerthans- Aside
19. Yo La Tengo- From A Motel 6 (slooow version)
20. Afghan Whigs- When We Two Parted

21. Secret Machines- Nowhere Again
22. Stiff Little Fingers- Barbed Wire Love
23. Corey Hart- Sunglasses At Night
24. Beck- Sexx Laws
25. Devendra Banhart- At The Hop
26. DMZ- Don't Pull My Shirt (live)
27. Dominique-Souvenir
28. Field Music- You Can Decide
29. Mountain Goats- Mess Inside
30. Single Frame- The Slip

New! Merkin Stencils

I BET THAT WHEN GENEOLOGISTS LISTEN TO "WHEN DOVES CRY" THEY WISH THAT PRINCE WOULD GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO HIS ANCESTORS DURING THAT "MAYBE I'M JUST LIKE MY (RELATIVE)" PART, AND HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1.Guantanomo Bay City Rollers- You & Me & The Moon (Magnetic Fields)
2.Foil- Ace Of Spades (Motorhead)
3.Bad Livers- Lust For Life (Iggy & Stooges)
4.Cardigans- Iron Man (Black Sabbath)
5.Cranes- Happy Xmas War Is Over (John Lennon)

SOMEONE WHO SENT ME A LETTER: YOUR NAME RHYMES WITH "HONOR STICKY": THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION ABOUT MUSIC IS "WOLF PARADE": AND HEY MASH-UPS!
Go Home Productions- Slim McShady (Eminem vs Wings)
Metamix- Untitled (New Order vs I Monster)
I can't tell- My Sharona Formed A Band (Art Brut vs The Knack)
Steve Lima- My Grapevine Life (Talk Talk vs Marvin Gaye)
Aggro1- Over & Unsung (Helmet vs Nelly & Tim McGraw)

READYMADE MAGAZINE IS GOING TO PRINT MY IDEA TO MAKE YOUR OWN TOILET PAPER BY USING A TABLE SAW TO CUT PAPER TOWEL ROLLS IN HALF, AND HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Matmos- Action At A Distance
2. Ratatat- El Pico
3. Dirty Jesus- Don't F-ck With My Sh-t
4. Air- Alone In Kyoto
5. Kanye West- Home

HEY CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON IS GOING TO MAKE HIS NASHVILLE DEBUT SINGING A COUNTRY SONG THAT I WROTE CALLED "I HOPE THAT FORGETTING ME IS AS HARD FOR YOU AS REMEMBERING YOU IS FOR ME (BECAUSE OF THE DRINKING AND PILLS, YOU SEE, NOT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE YOUR MOMENTS)" AND HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Public Enemy- My Uzi Weighs A Ton
2. Eazy E- Gimme That Nut SORRY, WAY EXPLICIT/SEXIST--HERE FOR ANTHROPOLOGICAL PURPOSES, NOT BECAUSE I VOUCH FOR IT AS ART. IF YOU WANT TO BE PURITAN ABOUT IT, HE DID DIE OF AIDS...
3. Gravediggaz- Bang Your Head WARNING: AS GROSS AS THE ABOVE TRACK, BUT DUE TO VIOLENCE, NOT BAWDINESS
4. Nas- The Cross
5. 50 Cent & DJ Whoo Kid- Put A Hole In Ya Back OK I'M TIRED OF THIS NAZISM

AN ORLANDO BAR HAD A SIGN UP THAT SAID "YEH MON, WE BE JAMMIN" AND THE SHOW WAS CALLED "A TRIBUTE TO FREEDOM," WHICH CALLS FOR 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Hard Fi- Cash Machine
2. Air- Sexy Boy (DreamtimeMix)
3. Poj Masta vs Amerie- One Thing Remix
4. Architecture In Helsinki- Tiny Paintings
5. Adverts- Bored Teenagers
6. Asobi Seksu- I'm Happy But You Don't Like Me HEY MOM IS THAT DANIEL JOHNSTON ON THE CHORD ORGAN?
7. Bad Religion- God's Love
8. Boy Least Likely To- Be Gentle With Me
9. Beatles- Carry That Weight
10. Glass Candy & Shattered Theatre- Love Love Love SKIM MY GLASS CANDY TYPING

O 2 B Unsuperstitious

A DAD AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS WAS TELLING HIS SON, WHO WAS POSING AS A JEDI, "SON YOU'RE A WARRIOR! BE A WARRIOR! GET MAD! MADDER!" YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LITTLE UNMAD SON, AND HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Vic Chesnutt- I Melt With You (Modern English)
2. Tricky- Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos (Public Enemy)
3. Chaka Demus & Pliers- Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic (Police)
4. Student Rick- Heaven Is A Place On Earth (Belinda Carlisle)
BE CAREFUL: THE ABOVE IS POP-PUNK...BUT THE BELOW IS GOOD...
5. Devotchka- Venus In Furs (Velvet Underground)


CERTAIN PETARDS MISSED A GREAT CONCERT LAST NIGHT--DON'T MISS GLASS CANDY IF THEY COME TO YOUR TOWN, AND HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. DJ Pantshead- Love Shag (B-52s vs Seals & Crofts and many other 70s balladeers that you hear at Goodwill)
2. Prosac- Safety Alive (Beastie Boys vs Men Without Hats)
3. DJ King Of Pants- Badd To Me (The Cure vs Ying Yang Twins)
4. Aggro1- Blood Makeover (Killing Joke vs Christina Aguilera)
5. Phil N Dog- Comfortable Tiger (Survivor vs Bee Gees vs Scissor Sisters vs Pink Floyd)


ANOTHER FAMILY AT UNIVERSAL HAD AN AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN THE ATTENDANT HAD TO WHITEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON'S BALD HEAD SO THAT THE KID WOULD FIT IN THE STAR WARS PHOTO AS MACE WINDU (WHY NOT JUST DARKEN THE KID?) AND HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Karl Marx & Buffalo Wings- Confusion
2. Black Sabbath- Fluff
3. Kanye West- B R Right
4. A karaoke machine- Jump (by Van Halen)
5. Hella- Drop Diva


EVEN MY INJURIES WERE THEMED--ON THE MUMMY RIDE, MY ARM BANDAGES WERE SINGLED OUT AS EXAMPLES OF THE PARTIAL MUMMIFICATION THAT RIDERS VALIANTLY RISKED, AND HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Public Enemy- Rebel Without A Pause
2. Pharcyde- Panty Raid
3. Lady Sovereign & Josh Console- SOV, Will U Marry Me?
4. Eminem & Busta Rhymes- I'll Hurt You
5. Slim Thug, Bun B, & Pharrell- I Ain't Heard Of That (Remix)

ALL OF THE FAMILIES AT THE PARK WERE FAT & CONSTANTLY ARGUING, WHICH WAS JARRINGFUL BECAUSE I AM SO USED TO SKINNY PEOPLE CONSTANTLY ARGUING, AND 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. My Morning Jacket- Bermuda Highway (live in radio studio)
2. Group Sounds- Business Before Pleasure
3. Album Leaf- On Your Way
4. Danzig- Sistinas
5. Andrew Bird- Armchair Apocrypha live
6. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah- Dee Oh Dee
7. Erase Errata- California Viewing
8. Gang Of Four- Anthrax
9. Hail Social- Get In The Car
10. Kids Of Widney High- Insects

Islands Of Abstention, Part One

I HAVE TO GET MORE SURGERY NEXT WEEK, SO WE WENT TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ORLANDO! NOT SINCE THE LAST TIME I VISITED OMINOUS BEACH HAVE A SEEN A SIGHT AS HAUNTING AS ABANDONED-CURIOUS-GEORGE-LAND!
Public Enemy- Welcome To The Terrordome
Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet- Lux Aeterna


POWERFUL SYMBOL OF THE (HETERO?) MALE LIBIDO WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO TRY A SLICE OF HIS MEATY PIZZA PIE!
David Bowie- Moonage Daydream
Wolf Parade- You Are A Runner And I Am My Father's Son


ONE MUST JOIN IN THE FUN WHEN ONE SEES HOW MUCH BARNEY THE OPIATE-ADDICTED DINOSAUR IS INTO URINE-PLAY!
Frank Black- Brackish Boy
Can- Bring Me Coffee Or Tea


WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE FUTURE IN THE HOVER-DOLOREAN, ROBO-GEORGE HAD TO STOP AND TIE HIS CYBER-LACES!
Queen- Flash
Ween- Skycruiser


THE NEW YORK SIMULATION LACKED GRIT, SO WE ADDED SOME EVIDENCE OF PLIGHT!
Raveonettes- Seductress Of Bums
Adam Lipman- Erotic City (Prince cover)


PAGING SAMUEL HUNTINGTON: THEOCRATIC AGENDA OF TECHNO-SEPARATIST "MEN IN BLACK" REVEALED!
GLS United- Rapper's Deutsch (intercontinental Sugar Hill Gang cover)
Dick Kent- Rat A Tat America

Umbilical Shards

FELT TANGLY LIKE A HIPPIE YESTERDAY WHEN THOSE KIDS OF ALL SIZES & CREEDS WERE USING THE BARRICADE AT THE ARMY RESERVE IN THEIR RELAY RACES, AND HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Cardigans- Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (Black Sabbath)
2. Snow & Voices- Go Your Own Way (Fleetwood Mac)
3. Perfect Circle- Freedom Of Choice (Devo)
4. Public Access- Hey Ya (Outkast)
5. Tori Amos- Love Song (The Cure)

SO YESTERDAY THESE CRAYFISH/CRAWDADS WERE GETTING SQUISHED IN THE STREET, AND LIKE MARC SINGER IN "THE BEASTMASTER" SERIES OF AMERICAN FILMS, I USED A PUBLIX CUP TO PUT THEM BACK IN THE CREEK--THEY WERE LIKE A REALLY DUMB BIOMECHANICAL ARMADA, AND HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Prosac- Da End Of September Funk (Daft Punk vs Green Day)
2. Dunproofin- Dance To The Velvet Undergound (Radio 4 vsVU)
3. Go Home Productions- Oasis Are Gaye (Oasis vs Marvin Gaye)
4. Go Home Productions- Daft Britney (Britney Spears vs Daft Punk)
5. Painchiller- Ice Cream Bizarre (New Order vs Frente vs Pheonix vs New Young Pony Club)

SO AT THE RESTAURANT ONE OF THE SERVERS ASKED IF THE EMILY DICKINSON PIN ON MY SPLINT WAS SOMETHING THAT MY "GIRLFRIEND HAD MADE AT ONE OF THOSE OLD WEST PHOTO DEALS", AND HEY 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
The Spits- She Don't Kare APATHY-POSE-APPROPRIATE!
Sex Pistols- Bodies MARLEY WROTE REDEMPTION SONGS; LYDON WROTE ABORTION SONGS! WHAT WILL THE NEXT PERSON NAMED BOB OR JOHN WRITE?
Josephine Foster- Hell's Bells NOSEWATERING' S A CURSE!

Don't Think Right, It's All Twice

HEY LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT THEY REMADE "THE TIN DRUM" WITH FRANKIE MUNIZ!!!
1. Air- Remember
2. Architecture In Helsinki- Do The Whirlwind
3. As One- Hateful Love
4. Aberfeldy- Surly Girl
5. Avalanches- Tonight
6. Beatles- The End
7. Cranberries- Like You Used To
8. Leonard Cohen- Everybody Knows
----SKIM MY COHEN TYPING
9. Clash- Hateful
10. Desaparecidos- Man & Wife, The Former, Financial Planning

HEY OF ALL MY CONSCIOUSNESS-LIMITING PROBLEMS, YOU GUYS ORGANIZED AN INTERVENTION ABOUT THE MUSTACHE???
11. Bob Dylan- Shelter From The Storm
12. Nick Drake-Time Has Told Me
13. Robert Deeble- Secret Life Of Emily Dickinson
14. Tom Daily- The Kids Are Not Alright
15. Death From Above 1979- Cold War
16. Drifters & Ben E King- Save The Last Dance For Me
17. Faint- Casual Sex
18. Elton & Betty White- I'm In Love With Your Behind
19. Marvin Gaye- Things Are Better With Coca Cola
20. Go Team- Ladyflash WHY DOES THIS SONG MAKE ME CRY? DO I NEED SURGERY ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN MY RIGHT ARM? DO I PICTURE A BLOCK PARTY IN ANOTHER CITY, BUT BURSTING WITH PEOPLE FROM THIS CITY, ONLY THEY ARE UNAFRAID AND OPTIMISTIC?

WHY, FOR THE ARTS FESTIVAL IN CHARLESTON, DID THEY LET THAT PERSON PAPER-MACHE THAT GRAVEYARD???
21. Bob Dylan- One Too Many Mornings
22. Gravy Train- Hella Nervous
23. Hot Hot Heat- No Not Now
24. Iron & Wine & Calexico- History Of Lovers
----SKIM MY I&W INTERVIEW
25. Jim & Jennie & The Pinetops- Mt St Helens
26. Levy- On The Dancefloor
27. Ladytron- He Took Her To A Movie
28. Levy- Rotten Love
29. Neutral Milk Hotel- Little Birds
----SKIM MY NMHOTEL TYPING
30. Gary Numan & Tubeway Army- That's Too Bad

I LOVED IT AT THE MARTIN LUTHER KING JUNIOR MULTI-PURPOSE CENTER POOL SATURDAY WHEN THIS LITTLE GIRL ASKED WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, POINTING TO MY ARMS, AND THEN JUST WALKED OFF!!!
31. Elvis Presley- Hurt MUST BE HEARD! THE CENTER OF THE STRUNGOUT KING CANNOT HOLD AND HE JUST STARTS VERBALLY ABUSING--VIA A TORRENT OF PROFANITY--THE SONG'S SUBJECT! DEDICATED TO THOSE WHOM I HAVE TRESPASSED AGAINST AND TO THOSE WHO HAVE TRESPASSED AGAINST MY TRESPASSES!
32. Iggy Pop- Take Care Of Me
33. Pulp- Do You Remember The First Time
34. R Kelly- Trapped In The Closet Parts 1-4 THE STORY IS SO AWESOME, LIKE A CURTIS MAYFIELD BLUE VELVET, BUT KELLY CAN'T GET OUT OF THE FIRST COUPLET WITHOUT AN AGREEMENT ERROR! TIMES IS HARD ON WE ENGLISH TEACHER UP IN THIS GAMES!
35. Lonnie Johnson & Peetie Wheats- My Love Is Down
36. Plastics- Diamon Head HEY NIPPONESE NO-WAVE! SHE TELLS HIM "DON'T BE SERIOUS" WITH THE EXACT CADENCE OF "DON'T BE SILLY"!
37. Nick Cave & Bad Seeds- Abbatoir Blues
38. Pook- Hello Kitty Generation
39. Polyphonic Spree & RJD2- Soldier Girl Remix
40. Dick Kent- Gretchen's New Dish AMAZING SONG-POEM ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL FULL OF DOODOO!
---SKIM MY REVIEW! DEDICATED TO THAT TIME WE WERE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND THE DETAILS GOT HARNESSY!

"Farcical Tragedies & Tragic Farcicalities Of American Empire" by Lexus McLiberalprof

HEY WHY DID THAT TUVAN THROATSINGING MAKE ONE OF MY CATS FIGHT ITS REFLECTION, AND YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Pictures- Milkshake (Kelis)
2. Patti Smith- My Generation (Who)
3. Doveman- Ruby's Arms (Tom Waits)
4. Of Montreal- She's My Best Friend (Velvet Underground)
5. Holding A Peach- Freelove Freeway (David Brent/ Ricky Gervais/ from The Office)
6. Hem- Cuckoo (Clarence Ashley/trad.)

THE IDEA THAT A SHAMAN CAN SUPPOSEDLY SEE TAILS ON INANIMATE OBJECTS IS LIKE THE THIRD SCARIEST THING THAT I'VE EVER HEARD, AND HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Go Home Production- Union City Noise (Public Enemy vs Blondie)
2. Go Home Production- Making Plans For Vinyl (XTC vs Tweet)
3. I can't find the banger- Orinoco Slim (Eminem vs Enya) skim my Eminem typing, the first bit under "comments"
4. Boojiboy Jnr- Gonna Leave You Soon (My Bloody Valentine vs Lumidee)
BELOW IS ONE OF THE BEST BOOTS EVER. WHAT IS YR PROBLEM AT PRESENT? DOWNLOAD IT; YOU KNOW THAT YOU KEEP A CHAMPION INSIDE YR BOSOM!!!
5. McSleazy- Live Stand Up (Interpol vs Dizzee Rascal) skim my Interpol tying

THAT BAUDRILLARD COMIC BOOK RIDES HIS SEXISM THRU A SALOON'S LOO, AND HEY STAR WARS!!!
1. Alex H- Imperial Bomboclaat
2. Anarchy Steering Committee- I Wanna Be A Stormtrooper
3. Weird Al- Yoda
4. Hold Steady- The Swish (final lyric: "I did a couple favors/ for these guys who looked like Tuscan Raiders")
5. Jimmie Jammes- I Am Your Father; You Know It To Be True
6. DVDA- Chewbacca
7. McClusky- Lightsabre C-cksucking Blues
8. Ash- Cantina Band
9. Sifl & Olly- Star Wars Off Broadway Play
10. Ultimate Fakebook- Far Far Away
Notable mong the missing: Gary Numan's "Stormtrooper In Drag"...Blo-Up's "United States Of The Jedi"...Ween's "Papa Zit" (lyric: "Two Chewbaccas chew tobacco") ...Smog's "I Am Star Wars"...
HEY SKIM MY TYPING ABOUT EPISODE 2 NOW

GOD I'M GLAD THAT DIPPY GIMMICK IS OVER SO THAT WE CAN RESUME THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Foreign Exchange- Let's Move
2. Talib Kweli- Back Up Off Me
3. Mr.Lif & DJ Krush- Nosferatu
4. Public Enemy- Timebomb
5. Wu Tang & Bong Ra- Cream Remix

HEY THE AMBULANCE PARTY ACROSS THE STREET IS BUMMING OUT THE PERPETUAL TAIL-GATOR IN THE PARKING LOT, SO 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. My Morning Jacket- another great live version of One Big Holiday
2. Soul Position- Oxford You Really Owe Me
3. Flaming Lips- Mr Ambulance Driver
4. Benny Benassi- Satisfaction
5. Diskonto- Bastard
6. Pink- Hidden Track
7. Adult- Hand To Phone
8. Venetian Snares- Winter In The Belly Of A Snake (Misfits homage erupts during final third)
9. Hura Yup- Cellophane
10. Bloc Party & Chemical Bros- Believe
11. Annie & Bubblegum Machine The Drunkard- Chewing Gum Bubble Pop Mix
12. Cloud Cult- Living On The Outside Of Your Skin
13. Cocteau Twins- Ivo
14. Calexico- Guero Canelo
15. American Analog Set- Kindness Of Strangers

Chivalry In Miami

HEY LAST NIGHT SOMEHOW I ENDED UP USING A MORRISSEY POSTER AS A BLANKET!!! AND YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Stereo Total- Les Enfants Font Des Enfants (Dackelblut)
2. Bad Livers- One/Twenty Eyes In My Head/Bluegrass Breakdown (Metallica/Misfits/Earl Scruggs)
3. Steve Wynn- Positively 4th Street (Bob Dylan)
4. Ween- Hot For Teacher (Van Halen)
5. Albert Kuvezin & Yat-Kha- Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division)

HEY DOGSITTING IN MICANOPY IS NO EXCUSE!!! WHAT IS "TOO TAN FOR COLLEGE" SUPPOSED TO MEAN, AND HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Go Home Productions- Independent Creep (Radiohead vs Destiny's Child)
2. Go Home Productions- Genie's Revenge (Cristina Aguilera vs Strokes again--not the popular 2 Many DJs one, kind of a sequel to it...)
3. Laptop Orchestra- Chromeo Love (Justin Timberlake vs Chromeo)
4. Immuzikation- You'll Dance To Anything Hot Superstar (Dead Milkmen vs Soho vs K-Os)
BELOW IS ONE OF THE FINEST BOOTS IN EXISTENCE. DOWNLOAD IT NOW OR PLEASE STOP BOTHERING TO STALK ME VIA THIS BLORGH!!! AND FOR ONCE WOULD YOU PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR GARNISH WITH GREATER DISCRETION!?! THAT SALAD LOOKS A FOOL'S MESS!!!
5. DJ NWee- In The Mouth An Encore (Pavement vs Jay Z)

HEY GREEK JUNKIES SHOULD PRACTICE MORE SELF-DISCIPLINE TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Brian Eno & David Byrne- Mountain Of Needles
2. Rockets- Rocket Man
3. Elizabeth Drake- Hiromitsu At The Waterhole from Japanese Story
4. Chingy- One Call Away
5. Frank Zappa- Holiday In Berlin Full Blown

WHAT PART OF "FOR MEN ONLY" DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE COVER OF THAT BOOK OF STOMACH EXERCISES, AND HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Brotha Lynch Hung- Halloween (FINALLY THE MUSIC FROM JOHN CARPENTER'S HALLOWEEN SET TO A SONG ABOUT CONTRACT-KILLING BASED ON INVINCIBLE CINEMATIC MURDERERS!!! NPR CALLLED IT "RESOLUTELY REDEMPTIVE, IN A SENSE, OF SORTS, INDEED"!!!)
2. Gold Chains- I Come From San Francisco AWESOME
3. Grandmaster Flash vs McSleazy- Scorpio Poj Edit AWESOME AGAIN, RECKON
4. Public Enemy- Public Enemy Number One AWESOME SEEMS TO BE HOW THIS BLORGH IS ROLLING CURRENTLY AT THIS POINT IN TIME AS WE SPEAK NOWLY
5. Ol Dirty Bastard- Dirty The Moocher

HEY NASHVILLE DANDRUFF, PUT A QUARTER IN YR FANNY B/C YOU PLAYED YRSELF!!! (PROPS TO BIG DADDY KANE FOR THE SLAMDOWN) OH YEAH, THEN, HOWS ABOUT ALLS I'M SAYIN' IS 2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Stereolab- Lo Boob Oscillator
2. My Morning Jacket- By My Car live
3. Wilco- Poor Places
4. White Stripes- We Are Going To Be Friends
5. Uganda- I Love You
6. DFA & Le Tigre- Deceptacon Remix
7. Cocteau Twins- Touch Upon Touch
8. The Fall- Touch Sensitive
9. Salteens- Nice Day
10. Ugly Casanova- So Long To The Holidays
11. Andrew Thompson- We're In Business
12. Mountain Goats- Minnesota
13. Stephen Malkmus- Phantasies live
14. Real Tuesday Weld- Bathtime In Clerkenwel
15. Alabama 3- U Don't Dans 2 Tekno Anymore

16. Verve- The Drugs Don't Work (live)
17. Damien- Cannonball
18. Polysics- Kaja Kaja Goo
19. Rapture & Blackstrobe- Sister Saviour Remix
20. Felix Da Housecat- Let Your Mind Be Your Bed

Devil Holes Hurt: A Pretend Radio Show Re: Summer So Far

Minus Story- Knocking On Your Head
Tom Petty- You Don't Know How It Feels
Radiohead- Let Down
Rob McCulley- You C-nt
98 Degrees- Why Are We Still Friends (Isolated Chorus)
Bryan Adams- Run To You
Sea & Cake- All The Photographs
Cars Can Be Blue- Do You Remember
Silver Jews- How Can I Love You If You Won't Lie Down
Joyride- Float On (Modest Mouse cover)
Janis Joplin- Cry Baby
McSleazy vs the Pixies- Tame Remix
My Morning Jacket- I Will Be There When You Die

R.E.M.- Dark Globe (Syd Barrett cover)
Her Space Holiday- My Girlfriend's Boyfriend
Robyn Hitchcock- She Doesn't Exist
Crooked Fingers- You Must Build A Fire
King Elementary- Rebecca
Edith Frost- Pony Song
Talib Kweli- Black Girl Pain
Summer At Shatter Creek- Fall Down Drunk
Red House Painters- Summer Dress
Paul McCartney- Temporary Secretary (2004 radioslave mix)
Lust Control- The Big M
Rolling Stones- Miss You

Komatrohn- Such A Mistake
Gil Scott-Heron-Whitey On The Moon
Mekons- Sometimes I Feel Like Fletcher Christian
My Morning Jacket- Strangulation
Tom Waits- Dirt In The Ground
They Might Be Giants- Man It's So Loud In Here
Frowned Upon- Lesbian Thoughts
Joanna Newsom- En Gallop
Morrissey- All The Lazy Dykes
TimG- Teenage Kicks With Somebody (Whitney Houston vs Undertones)
Summer At Shatter Creek- Your Everchanging Moods

Alibi Kerchief

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Perfect Circle- Let's Have A War (Fear)
2. Aimee Mann- One...Loneliest # (Three Dog Night)
3. Nouvelle Vague- Too Drunk To F-ck (Dead Kennedys)
4. NOFX- Last Caress (Misfits)
5. Wilco- Hoodoo Voodoo (Woody Guthrie)
6. Mary Lou Lord- I Don't Want To Get Over You (Magnetic Fields)
7. Dead Raven Choir- First We Take Manhattan (Leonard Cohen)
8. Coldplay- Can't Get You Out Of My Head (Kylie Minogue)
9. Erro- Army Of Me (Bjork)
10. Dsico- Jailbreak (AC/DC)
11. Rudy- Just A Friend(BizMarkie)
12. Iron Horse- Float On (Modest Mouse)

Making Black People Magical Is Just As Dehumanizing As Making Them Mechanical

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Superchunk- Girl U Want (Devo)
2. Ben Folds- Champagne Supernova (Oasis)
3. Feelitz- Mononucleosis (Ween)
4. Oranger- Heavy Denim (Stereolab)
5. Double- Bye Bye Baby (popularized by Frank Sinatra)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Ulver- Tomorrow Never Knows
2. Jeff Beck- A Day In The Life (Beatles)
3. Django Reinhart- Beyond The Sea (Tenet & Lawrence)
4. Doves- Zither
5. Kanye West- This Can't Be Life

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Manriki- Smootalking (Soulwax vs Michael Jackson)
2. Boojiboy Jnr- Editions Of Pink (Roxy Music vs Pink)
3. Laptop Orchestra- The Meaning Of Being Remixed (Harry Dean Stanton vs Backstreet Boys)
4. Muggs- Whole Lotta Biggie (Notoroius BIG vs Led Zeppelin)
5. Dj Erb- Hollaback Girl Of Constant Sorrow (Gwen Stefani vs "Soggy Bottom Boys")

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Wasted- Son Of Sam
2. Vybz Kartel & Zena- Been Around The World
3. Fog- Holy Holy Holy
4. Raveonettes- Uncertain Times
5. Tom Waits- Who Are You One of the most beautiful songs in the world--be careful

Don't Exeggerate The Treffic

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Laptop Orchestra- It's Good For You To Meet Lazy People Like Us (Golden Boy vs David Byrne)
2. Phil N Dog-Close To A Memory Drift (PM Dawn vs The Cure)
3. Lazytramp- 50 Lovers (George Michael vs 50 Cent)
4. Alex C- Blue Monday Imitation (New Order vs Infusion)
BELOW IS ONE OF THE BEST BOOTS EVER. DOWNLOAD THIS TRACK OR NEVER VISIT THIS BLORGH AGAIN.
5. Aggro1- Since U Been Hard 2 Find (American Analog Set vs Kelly Clarkson)
----skim my typing about AmAnSet (diff from yesterday)

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. Teenage Fanclub- Like A Virgin (Madonna)
2. Killing Joke- Bodies (Sex Pistols)
3. Jens Kutilek- Acoustic Guitar (Magnetic Fields)
4. Get Him Eat Him- The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side (Magnetic Fields)
5. Bad Livers- Ace Of Spades (Motorhead)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Man Or Astroman- Gargantua's Last Stand
2. Alter Ego- Rocker
3. Fredrik Thordendal's Special Defects- Cosmic Vagina Dentata Organ
4. Brad Mehldau- Paranoid Android (Radiohead)
----skim my Radiohead typing
5. Mercury Rev & Chemical Brothers- Racing The Tide

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Rappin 4-Tay- Players Club
2. Jean Grae & Herbaliser- Close Your Eyes
----skim my Jean Grae typing
3. Perceptionists- Breathe In The Sun
----skim my interview with Lif
4. Talib Kweli & Nina Simone- Get By
5. Eazy E- Eazy Duz It

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Edith Frost- Wonder Wonder(acoustic demo)
2. Woven- Beautiful
3. Aimee Mann- Wise Up
4. Wilderness- Arkless
5. Wilco- Hummingbird
----skim my Wilco typing
6. Wierd War (Make-Up)- Illuminated
----skim my WWar typing
7. Oingo Boingo- Wierd Science
8. Ween- Baby Bitch
----skim my Ween side project typing
9. White Stripes vs Tim Deluxe- Seven Nation Army Remix
----skim my White Stripes typing
10. Vitalic- My Friend Dario
11. Komatrohn- Was It What It Was
12. Velvet Underground- I Can't Stand It (live epic version)
13. Vashti Bunyan- Where I Like To Stand
14. Van Morrison- Sweet Thing
15. Dead Kennedys- Jock O Rama
----hosanna, how that song captures Gainesville's Gator spirit

16. Andrew Bird- Nervous Tic Motion Of The Head (live in radio studio)
17. Cut Copy- Saturdays
18. Destroyer- Music Lovers
19. Faint- Take Me To The Hospital
20. Ganymed- S'punk
21. Her Space Holiday- Tech Romance
----skim my HerSpace typing
22. Emotions- The Best Of My Love
23. Hypertonics- You Get So Uncomfortable When You're Uncomfortable
24. Jimmy Martin- Don't Cry To Me
25. Prince- Batdance
26. Panik- Modern Politics
27. Regina Spektor- Us
28. Royal City- Raw Youth
29. Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Bang
30. Pajo- Baby Please Come Home
----skim my Pajo typing

Mace Grazing

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. Laptop Orchestra- Whining Arse & Albinoni (Albinoni vs Ryan Adams)
2. DJ Pantshead- Venus In Dub (Velvet Underground vs Sound Secretion)
3. DJ Clumsy- Work It Harder (Missy Elliot vs Daft Punk)
4. DJBC- Leila Dies, Lyrics Born (Lyrics Born vs Philip Glass)
5. Cheekyboy- The Man Comes Around In Blue Jeans (Ladytron vs Johnny Cash)
----skim my Ladytron typing

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
1. !!!- Take Ecstacy With Me (Magnetic Fields)
2. Perfect Circle- What's So Funny About Peace Love & Understanding (Elvis Costello)
3. Prayers and Tears Of Arthur Digby Sellers- Against Pollution (Mountain Goats)
----skim my Mountain Goats typing
4. Doveman- Fade Into You (Mazzy Star)
5. Diana Krall- Temptation (Tom Waits)
----skim my Tom Waits typing

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Virgin Steele- Birth Through Fire
2. Tom Waits- Closing Time
3. Man Or Astroman- Joker's Wild
4. BenTones- Sugar Magnolia (Grateful Dead)
5. Samuel Barber- Adagio For Strings from Platoon


HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. K Solo- Fugitive (Smooth Remix)
2. Ice Cube- You Know How We Do It
3. Streets- Dry Your Eyes
----(Emofession: I've never gotten through that'n w/o the weeps, innit, DAMN)
4. Dizzee Rascal & Basement Jaxx- Lucky Star Dillinja Remix
5. Bone Thugs N Harmony- Everyday Thang

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Lightning Bolt- Longstockings
2. Pixies- Sad Punk
----skim my Frank Black typing
3. Aimee Man- Save Me
4. Bad Religion- American Jesus
5. Bright Eyes- Waste Of Paint
6. Dead Kennedys- California Uber Alles
7. Devendra Banhart- We All Know
8. Frank Zappa- Bobby Brown
9. Willa Brigham- Cornbread & Blackeyed Peas
10. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah- In This Home On Ice
11. Mountain Goats- See America Right
----skim more Mountain Goats typing
12. American Analog Set- Immaculate Heart I
----skim my Amanset typing
13. Slim Harpo- Got Love If You Want It
14. Amps- I Am Decided
15. Of Montreal- In Dreams I Dance With You

16. Ida- Blizzard of 78
17. Jane's Addiction- Jane Says
18. Julee Cruise- Falling (Twin Peaks Theme)
19. Jonathan Richman- Springtime In NY
20. Ladytron- Reagents
21. LCD Soundsystem- Daft Punk Is Playing At My House
22. Legendary Stardust Cowboy- Paralyzed
----he inspired Bowie's Ziggy and started screamo!
23. Levellers- Boatman
24. MIA & McSleazy- Ten Dollar Poj Cutprice Mix
25. Ministry- Jesus Built My Hotrod
26. Minor Threat- Straight Edge
27. Mirah- Cold Cold Water
28. Modest Mouse- Ocean Breathes Salty
----skim my ModMou typing
29. Socks- Moody
30. Chickasaw Mudd Puppies- Lookout

PB-1's Behind the Music: radioactive zombie aguilera fantasy image provided by the Marcus Kellis

Catarrhs, Catarrhs, Catarrhs

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Pixies- Tame
2. Starland Vocal Band- Afternoon Delight
3. Bad Religion- All Good Soldiers
4. Wedding Present- Everyone Thinks He Looks Daft (live)
----skim my typing about his other band
5. Belle & Sebastian-If She Wants Me
----skim my typing about a mash-up of them with riddim
6. Alabama 3- Mao Tse Tung Said
7. Bertram Bertram & The Profanes- Jesus Is Coming Over
8. Camera Obscura- I Love My Jean
9. Centr0-matic- Biology Tricks
----skim my typing about this album
10. Cracker- Low

HEY R U FEELIN MY LE TIGRE MUSTACHE???
(CLICK TO ENLARGE THE FOLLICLES)

HEY AM I POLITELY POOPING UPRIGHT IN THAT PIC???

11. Beck & Quahogs- Mixed Bizness Remix
12. Bright Eyes- I Will Be Grateful For This Day; I Will Be Grateful For Each Day To Come
----skim my typing about him and his label
13. Cream- White Room
14. Dead Kennedys- Nazi Punks F-ck Off (poor Joy Division...)
15. Destroyer- You Don't Need To Know
----skim my love of his COD
16. Stephen Malkmus- Craw Song ("William was shattered/ not that it mattered"...)
17. David Bowie & NIN- I'm Afraid Of Americans
18. Michael Jackson- Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
19. Hayden- Home By Saturday
----(skim my typing about his double album)
20. I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness- When You Go Out

HEY PEOPLE ARE TALKING!!!
1. Bill Hicks- Dinosaurs In The Bible (very sad, due to current government/citizenry...)
2. Bill Hicks- What Is Pornography
3. The Vagina from an old sex help album featuring a Jewish fella, reckon. I love how he pauses between "variant" and "thickness." "Women are sensitive and want to be loved." "...Intelligently kissing the labia.." Life!!!

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