Th'Antichrist Go Woo-Woo

"In a show of dominance, [Big Pun] always insisted on eating her last bite of food as well as his own." --Joan Gross

1. Mountain Goats- Terror Song (Furniture Huschle)
2. Dead Pakirri y Los Pantoja- I Wanna Be Your Dog (Iggy & The Stooges)
3. Little Boots- Rich Boy (The Virgins)
4. Dora Hall- Hang On Sloopy (Farrell/Russell)
5. The Goodies- The Devil Went Down To Georgia (Charlie Daniels Band)

1. Hood Internet- Bitches (My Golden Mask vs Roxy Music)
2. Lasso The Moon- Spaceman On Fire (Killers vs Kings Of Leon vs T. Rex) 4share
3. Lasso The Moon- Religion In The Wind (Kansas vs R.E.M.) 4share
4. Lasso The Moon- Who The Helter R U (Beatles vs The Who)
5. Hi-Brid- Change Your Mind Back For Good (Take That vs Sugar)

BEN LEE covers JOHN LENNON & YOKO ONO- Woman Is The Nigger Of The World

1. Neon Indian- Terminally Chill
2. Passion Pit- Sleepyhead (Eddie Pedalo Dub Is Dead Remix)
3. My First Earthquake- Vow To Vowels
4. Lewis & Clarke- Petrified Forest
5. Magnolia Electric Co- Little Sad Eyes

The Federal Finoodle

Why must you hate on America by not downloading The Puritan Blister 4th-o-July Podcast Mediocri-tacular?

7.3.09 setlist, with individual download links:

--------intro: excerpts from Tragedy Or Hope/QTM's "Bonnaroo 2009" (Bruce Springsteen vs Band Of Horses)/ Atandt: nation-a-bration/ Dick Kent's "Rat A Tat Tat, America"
1. Patton Oswalt- America, The Retarded Trust Fund Kid
2. Not-I- Soldiers' Memorial (Perceptionists vs Eminem sampling Martika, featuring Donald Rumsfeld & George W. Bush)
--------excerpt from Violent Femmes' "American Music"
3. Death- Politicians In My Eyes
4. Kilo- America Has A Problem: Cocaine
5. Bruce McCulloch- That's America
6. The Jesus and Mary Chain- Surfin USA (Beach Boys cover)
7. Naked Raygun- Only In America
8. Nas- Black President featuring Barack Obama
--------excerpt from Rod & The MSR Singers' "Richard Nixon"
9. Ween- Freedom Of 76
10. Hood Internet- Doe Boys & Fresh Girls In America (Three 6 Mafia vs The Hold Steady)
--------bible radio: peaceable habitation
11. Misfits- American Nightmare
12. Girls At Our Best- Politics
--------excerpt from the White Panther statement
13. Desaparecidos- Mall Of America
14. Capstan Shafts- Communists In 19th Century America
15. Mr. Lif- Home Of The Brave
--------George W. Bush: tribal sovereignty
16. Swan Lake (Destroyer)- The Freedom
--------George W. Bush: piano splice
17. Mountain Goats- See America Right
--------excerpt from Mr. Smolin's "Twilight In America"
18. Devo- Freedom Of Choice
19. David Banner- Freedom
20. Gene Marshall- Jimmy Carter Says Yes
21. Vic Chesnutt- Independence Day
--------excerpt from Reverend Bobby Akers radio sermon
17. Bad Religion- American Jesus
18. Bill Callahan (Smog)- President John Tyler: In Hindsight (with J. Matthew Gerken, Christian Kiefer & Jefferson Pitcher)
19. Future Pilot AKA- Nuclear War (Sun Ra cover)
20. Cat Power- American Flag
21. Throwing Muses-America (She Can't Say No)
22. Paul Robeson- No More Auction Block For Me
23. Fay Lovsky- History Repeats Itself
24. The Pogues- Body Of An American
25. Electric Six- Nuclear War
26. Elvis Costello- Crawling To The USA
27. Ben Lee- Americans Abroad (Against Me cover)
28. Sebastian Grainger & Mountains- American Names
--------excerpt from Mr. Show: America blows up the moon
29. The Wipers- Youth Of America
--------signoff

American Crust

Don't relent to tune in for a very special Fourth Of July episode of THE OLD TIMEY PURITAN BLISTER LIVE INTERNET RADIO show, Friday night, 7-9pm, here.

1. Hood Internet- The Trees Were Presidential (Youngbloodz vs Andrew Bird)

2. Frail Limb Purity- Amusement Park Vs Carnival (50 Cent vs Cardigans)

3. Team9- A Map Of The Past (Sub Sub vs Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

4. Team9- Smokey Fire (Arcade Fire vs Smokey Robinson)

5. Team9- How Sweet Is Emma's Love (Marvin Gaye vs Bon Iver)

1. Doctors & Dealers- On The Dancefloor

2. Reigns- The Black Cramp

3. Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip- Look For The Woman

4. Bat For Lashes- Pearl's Dream (Team9 Remix)

5. Peter Gabriel- Games Without Frontiers (Team9 Remix)

"Hat-N-Fappy" b/w "Rock Me Ayurveda"

"We work from the basic premise that vampires in the Southwest are something of an oddity, and that this oddity merits attention." --Omayra Cruz & Ray Guins

1. Andrew Bird & Charlie Louvin- Darling Corey (trad.) sendspace
2. Rusty Pipes- Don't Fear The Reaper (Blue Oyster Cult)
3. Mirah- Dear Landlord (Bob Dylan)
4. Will Oldham & Tortoise- Pancho (Don Williams)
5. Animal Husbandry- Gigantic (Pixies)

1. Hood Internet- Endless Hookup (Rogue Wave vs R. Kelly)
2. LeeDM101- Pearl's Silence (Delerium vs Bat For Lashes) mediafire
3. MadMixMustang- Beatmania (Michael Sembello vs Michael Jackson)
4. Ace Of Clubs- Change The Way The Man In The Mirror Is (Michael Jackson vs Chameleon covering Bruce Hornsby) divshare
5. Totom- All Along The Love Lockdown (Kanye West vs Bob Dylan)

A PLUS D- Stanky Whip (THEM G SPOT BOYZ vs DEVO)

1. Metric- Help, I'm Alive (Immuzikation B-ting Like A Hammer Remix)
2. Ben Reynolds- England sendspace
3. Jeremy Davenport- Almost Never
4. Greymachine- Vultures Descend
5. Lightning Dust- Never Seen

Corticogoldenseal

"...the woman who stands for the hyperbolic feminine looks a lot like a schizophrenic in rape position..." --Carol J. Clover

1. My Morning Jacket- Behind That Locked Door (George Harrison)
2. Existential Hero- Plant White Roses (Magnetic Fields)
3. Existential Hero- Misery (Beatles)
4. Anthrax- Bring The Noise (Public Enemy)
5. Sparrows & Crows- Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Theme (Will Smith/Quincy Jones)

1. Hood Internet-Hold The Stillness (Major Lazer vs Dirty Projectors)
2. PomDeter- Bucky Times (Human League vs M.I.A.)
3. PomDeter- Sad But Shoes (Metallica vs Run-D.M.C.)
4. PomDeter- Tighten Up On A Plain (Bamboos vs Nirvana)
5. PomDeter- Atlasizer (Britney Spears vs Battles)

TY SEGALL- The Drag

1. Black Moth Super Rainbow- Twin Of Myself (Go Team Remix)
2. Ponytail- Celebrate The Body Electric (It Came From An Angel)
3. Sally Shapiro- Miracle
4. The Chap- Carlos Walter Wendy Stanley
5. VNV Nation- The Great Divide

Rifacimento & The Clarions (Another Neti Pot Session)

"...that wasn’t me who feel asleep at your panel and that also wasn’t me who farted in the elevator..." --Stacy Vowel

1. Divisible- Exit Music For A Film (Radiohead)
2. The Mountain Goats- Cathedral Song (Tanita Tikaram)
3. Kim Fowley- Born To Be Wild (Steppenwolf)
4. Doog- Headache (Frank Black)
5. Jeff Buckley- Kick Out The Jams (MC5)

1. Hood Internet- I Rhymed Slow In 1991 (Nice & Smooth vs Crystal Castles)
2. BC- Star Of The Party (David Bowie vs Jay-Z)
3. Dan Mei & Marc Johnce - Private Human (Dusty Springfield vs Pet Shop Boys Vs. The Killers) 4. Voicedude- The Way You Make Me Honky Tonk (Bill Doggett vs Michael Jackson) divshare
5. Doc- Lullaby For Michael (Michael Jackson vs The Cure)

The Smith Westerns- Be My Girl live
1. Thecocknbullkid- Clean Apart
2. Hip Hop Friends featuring E&J Brothaz & Giftrap- Private Party/ Run To The Dance Floor
3. Divisible- Love Is The Cost
4. Ramsay Midwood- Esther
5. David Bowie- It Ain't Easy (Atom's Quick Cinch Remix)

Every Day Is Like Hovercraft Day

"Almost everyone in the mainstream rock sphere has wrapped their fingers around Antares' knobs over the last ten years, but nobody seems to mind. Instead, the outrage is focused on hip-hop, a medium that is not rooted in melody in the first place..." --Chris Ott

1. The Unseen- Paint It Black (Rolling Stones)
2. Copycat- Little Red Corvette (Prince)
3. Gigi D'Agostino- You Spin Me Round (Dead Or Alive)
4. Sinergy- Gimme Gimme Gimme (Abba)
5. Walter Brennan- Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town (Mel Tillis)

HOVERCRAFT DAY VID #1: SPECIAL ED- Think About It (hovers @ 2:07)

1. Hood Internet- Dey Know Obscene Strategies (Shawty Lo vs Trans Am)
2. CJR- Bad Heart (Pet Shop Boys vs Michael Jackson)
3. Markyboy- My Definition Of Soul (Dream Warriors vs Gnarls Barkley) sendspace
4. Gizmo- The Way You Make Me Rule The World (Tears For Fears vs Michael Jackson) divshare

5. Voicedude- Heaven Too Soon/Angels With You (Michael Jackson vs Jackson 5 vs John Legend vs Elliott/Ferguson/Mancini) divshare

HOVERCRAFT DAY VID #2: FRANK BLACK- Los Angeles (hovers @ 1:22)

1. Shunda K of Yo Majesty & Raspberry Cocaine- Who's Gonna Stop Us Now
2. Bishop Allen- Dimmer
3. Bloody Beetroots- Butter
4. Loop 2.4.3.- Dark Matter

5. Devotchka- You Love Me

Too Much Posse 2: Tha Gregarium

SRSLY, OBTAIN THE OLD TIMEY PURITAN BLISTER MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL THRILLERBRATION PODCAST.

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Setlist, with individual download links:


--------Intro: excerpt from Adrian West's Beat It (Michael Jackson cover)/Atandt announcement
1. Radioface- Michael Jackson Is Dead (Brian Williams vs Nas vs Michael Jackson)
--------"The Tribute"
2. Protesta- ABC Generation (The Who vs Jackson 5)
--------"I think God has something to say about Michael Jackson's death."
3. The Unseen- Beat It (Michael Jackson cover)
--------excerpt from Lost In The Supermaki's "Kamikaze Kitten Don't Fear The Reaper But Run From Raindrops" (Art Brut vs Jackson 5)
4. Go Home Productions- Jacko Under Pressure (David Bowie & Queen vs Michael Jackson)
--------excerpt from James Superstar Kolchaka's "Show Respect To Michael Jackson"
5. Discovery (Vampire Weekend & Ra Ra Riot)- I Want You Back (Jackson 5 cover)
--------Atandt: elvis vampire
6. dj unknown- Smooth Strokes (The Strokes vs Michael Jackson)
--------Lewis Black: monkey punchline
7. BC- Dance With You (David Bowie vs Chaka Khan vs Michael Jackson)
8. Bob Rivers- Grab Your Balls Like Michael Jackson
9. Big Bad Baz- Stand By Your Alphabet (Oasis vs Michael Jackson)
--------Terry Gross & John Powers: fiesta prurience
10. Hood Internet- Billie Wildcat Jean (Michael Jackson vs Ratatat)
--------Michael Jackson just wants to touch you
11. The Mitchell Brothers- Michael Jackson (Calvin Harris Remix)
--------Celebrity Deathmatch: Madonna vs Michael Jackson
12. BC- I Want Your Prayers (Madonna vs Jackson 5)
--------another excerpt from James Superstar Kolchaka's "Show Respect To Michael Jackson"
13. Cactus- I Don't Know What Bad I Can Save You From (Kings Of Convenience vs Michael Jackson)
14. Michael Jackson- Say Say Say Hi Tack Waiting 4 U Remix (excerpt)
15. Leebuzz- I Want Alabama Back (Jackson 5 vs Lynyrd Skynyrd)
--------Charlie Murphy: Michael Jackson
16. Go Home Productions- Daytrip To Never Never Land (The Beatles vs Michael Jackson)
---------intro from "Thriller"
17. Michael Jackson- Thriller (Electro Remix)
--------Atandt: elvis vampire again
18. MadMixMustang- The Way You Got Me That Feeling (James Brown vs Michael Jackson)
--------excerpt from Girl Talk's "I Want You Back" (Jackson 5)
19. Amoraboy- Can't Stand Beating You (The Police vs Michael Jackson)
20. Excelents- Michael's Little Children (Billy J. Kramer vs Michael Jackson)
21. Aereogramme- Thriller (Michael Jackson cover)
--------drunken talk break: navidad classist (over Adrian West's "Beat It" [Michael Jackson cover])
22. Redemption Thong- Rock With You (Michael Jackson cover)
23. McSleazy- Billie Spirit (Nirvana vs Michael Jackson)
24. Ben Double M- I Want Your Digital Love (Jackson 5 vs Daft Punk)
--------drunken talk break: "chaperone glove" (over The Jacksons' "Walk Right Now [John Luongo Instrumental Mix]")
25. Akon- Wanna Be Starting Something (Michael Jackson cover)
26. Budtheweiser- Imagine The Thriller (Vincent Price vs John Lennon) (excerpt)
27. Senor Coconut- Beat It (Michael Jackson cover)
--------me drunkenly doing an "impression" of Xiu Xiu covering Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" over Jim O'Rourke's "And A 1,2,3,4"
28. Moule- Rebel Boogie (Gwen Stefani vs Fatboy Slim vs Michael Jackson vs David Bowie)
29. Schmolli- Justice For Billie Jean (Michael Jackson vs Justice vs C&C Music Factory)
---------Atandt announcement again
30. Giac- Beat It Lucie (Pascal Obispo vs Michael Jackson)
--------signoff: drunken talk break before Michael Jackson says goodbye (over Clouds' "No You Can't Take Them")

"Ain't No Second Chance Against The Thing With 40 Eyes"

Listen to your computer: MJAX TRIBUTE-ABRATION NIGHT, TONIGHT ON The Old Timey Puritan Blister Live Internet Radio Show, from 7-9pm eastern!!!

1. Giac- Beat It Lucie (Pascal Obispo vs Michael Jackson) mediafire
2. Loo & Placido- Stand By Jacko (Ben E. King vs Jackson 5 vs Joe Cocker vs John Lennon)
3. Gizmo- Don't Stop Til You Poker Face (Lady Gaga vs Michael Jackson) divshare
4. Lobsterdust- Jungle Boogie (Jacksons vs Guns N Roses)
5. Stab- Shut Up & Want Me Back (Jackson 5 vs The Ting Tings) adrive

6. Schmolli- Justice For Billie Jean (Michael Jackson vs Justice vs C&C Music Factory)

7. Junkpile Recordings- Romantic Criminal (Michael Jackson vs Death From Above 1979)

8. Voicedude- Thriller Pig Comes Out At Night (Whodini vs Michael Jackson vs Hans Zimmer)

9. King Of Pants- Billie Cream (Michael Jackson vs New Young Pony Club)

10. Leebuzz- I Want Alabama Back (Jackson 5 vs Lynyrd Skynyrd)

11. Bangers & Mash- Steely Jeans (Michael Jackson vs Steely Dan)

12. BC- I Want Your Prayers (Madonna vs Jackson 5)

13. BC- Get Up N Pump It In San Francisco (S.O.S. Band vs James Brown vs Black Eyed Peas vs Michael Jackson vs Village People vs Supremes vs vs Macy Gray vs Ciara)

14. Totom- I'll Be Flake (The Jacksons vs Jack Johnson) mediafire

15. Totom- I Wanna Burn Billie Jean (Iggy & The Stooges vs Michael Jackson vs Queens Of The Stone Age) mediafire

16. Team9- Run To Feel It (Bryan Adams vs Jackson 5)

17. Moule- Rebel Boogie (Gwen Stefani vs Fatboy Slim vs Michael Jackson vs David Bowie)

18. Ben Double M- Rock With You (Michael Jackson vs Ashanti vs Freemasons)

19. Ben Double M- Slippy Jean (Underworld vs Michael Jackson)

20. Ben Double M- I Want Your Digital Love (Jackson 5 vs Daft Punk)

21. Ben Double M- ABC Now (Freemasons vs Jackson 5)

22. Ben Double M- Got To Be Belle Histoire (Michael Fugain vs Jackson 5)

23. Totom- Another Part Of Me (Stevie Wonder vs Michael Jackson)

24. Totom- Thriller Song (Kyuss vs Simian vs Michael Jackson) mediafire

25. Voicedude- Black Magic Thriller (Santana vs Michael Jackson)

26. Bobby Martini- Ain't No Other Man Til You Get Enough (Christina Aguilera vs Michael Jackson)

27. Knackwurst- Mashael (Michael Jackson vs Troll Bends Fir)

28. Knackwurst- Robot Jam (Michael Jackson vs Kraftwerk)

29. Knackwurst- Rock It Smooth (Herbie Hancock vs Michael Jackson)

30. Knackwurst- Kiss Billie (Prince vs Michael Jackson)

31. Team9- Screaming Pro (Michael Jackson vs AC/DC vs Beck)

32. Beau- Scream On A Blue Monday (Michael Jackson vs New Order)
33. Brian Jay- Criminal Shake (Ying Yang Twins vs Michael Jackson)
34. Alex C- I Want People Back Everyday (Michael Jackson vs Arrested Development)
35. Maxentropy- Let It Jam (Kevin Rudolph & Lil Wayne vs Michael Jackson)

36. Maxentropy-Walk Away Kelly, Michael Wants You (Kelly's Story) (Kelly Clarkson vs Michael Jackson)
37. Maxentropy- Walk Away Kelly, Michael Wants You (Michael's Story) (Michael Jackson vs Kelly Clarkson)
38. Moule- ABC Breaker (Beatles vs Jackson 5 vs Led Zeppelin)
39. Paysano- Rocking After Midnight (Michael Jackson vs Marvin Gaye vs Prince)
40. Hood Internet- Billie Wildcat Jean (Michael Jackson vs Ratatat)

The Masculine Concessions

"The problem is that Joe isn't any corny show-biz reinvention like Liberace, Gary Glitter, or Billy Idol. He's not even an elaborate tangle of personas like Marc Bolan, or a collection of other people's experiences like David Bowie." --Pat Gilbert

1. PomDeter- Cream (Prince)
2. Dsico- I Would Die 4 U (Prince)
3. Loftinvasion- Controversy (Prince)
4. Mash2mix- When Doves Cry (Prince)
5. Of Montreal- Purple Rain (Prince)

1. Hood Internet- Shoeing Horses In 1901 (Why? vs Phoenix)
2. Amoraboy- F*ck New York (Frank Sinatra vs Lily Allen)
3. Amoraboy- Can't Stand Beating You (The Police vs Michael Jackson)
4. Paul V- Just Can't Get Enough Club Action (Depeche Mode vs Enya vs Yo Majesty)
5. Topcat- Crimson & UGK (UGK vs Tommy James & The Shondells)

ZERO BOYS- Civilization's Dying (live @ Pizza Castle, 1981)
1. George Harrison- Isn't It A Pity (BDJ's Demo Remix)
2. The Albertans- High Noon
3. Smile Smile- Sad Song
4. Cage- Look At What You Did
5. Pink Mountaintops (Black Mountain)- While We Were Dreaming

Coaster-Colon Seashell-Stabbing Aviary Jams

"Just as in the movie (Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade), our Father has been with us on the journey and perhaps is trying to tell us that, in this particular circumstance, to grasp the prize might cause us to lose our balance and tumble into a pit." --Laurie Beth Jones

1. Steve Earle- To Live Is To Fly (Townes Van Zandt)
2. Antipasty- I Wanna Be Your Dog (Iggy & The Stooges)
3. Salma & Sabina Agha- Dancing Queen (Abba)
4. Therion- O Fortuna (Carl Orff)
5. The Proclaimers- Seventeen (Kings Of Leon)

1. Hood Internet- El Besto I Ever Had (Weezer vs Drake)
2. Hood Internet- Ricky Bobby Boots (B-Hamp vs Little Boots)
3. Daw-gun- Don't You Forget About American Boy (Simple Minds vs Estelle & Kanye West)
4. G4gorilla- I Wanna Dance With One Of These On My Mind (Eagles vs Whitney Houston vs Pet Shop Boys)
5. Eve Massacre- Bloody Party (Bloody Beetroots vs Bloc Party)

DAN HICKS & HIS HOT LICKS- I Scare Myself

1. Bobby Evans- Freakazoid Robotz (Them Jeans Remix) ysi
2. Phoenix- Lisztomania (Doctor Rosen Rosen Remix)
3. Lilly Allen- F*ck You (Doctor Rosen Rosen Remix)
4. Azari & III- Hungry For The Power
5. Melissa McClelland & Ron Sexsmith- Seasoned Lovers

Toggling Vermouth (You Told Me Lies When I Was Young)

"Ernest Hemingway would always be there for me. But now, Ernest Hemingway is dead." --Aaron Freeman

1. The Mountain Goats- Hellhound On My Trail (Robert Johnson)
2. The Mountain Goats- This Magic Moment (Doc Pomus & Mort Shuman)
3. The Mountain Goats- Keep It On Your Mind (Hank Williams)
4. Felix Dukes & Fred McDowell- Motherless Children (authorship debated/trad.)
5. Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music- If Not For You (Bob Dylan)

BLACK MOUNTAIN side project PINK MOUNTAINTOPS- Vampire (over footage from Let The Right One In)

1. Hood Internet- Sexy Holyf*cker (Pase Rock vs Holy F*ck)
2. Elocnep- Worried About Lisztomania (Hoosiers vs Phoenix)
3. Elocnep- Heartless (Buckethead vs Kanye West)
4. Elocnep- Blowin In The Wind (Razorlight vs Bob Dylan)
5. Elocnep- Heartless (Killers vs Kanye West)

BLACK MOUNTAIN side project PINK MOUNTAINTOPS- Atmosphere (JOY DIVISION cover)
1. Mos Def- Casa Bey
2. Loop 2.4.3- Zodiac Dust
3. Double Dagger- The Lie/The Truth
4. Bowerbirds- Beneath Your Tree
5. Pirate Love- Laughing Gas
6. Woods- To Clean
7. The Morakestra- Tell You Something
8. Lullabye Arkestra- We F*ck The Night
9. Pink Mountaintops (Black Mountain)- Vampire
10. Reigning Sound- If You Can't Give Me Everything

Idumea Hour

"After his own willful fashion, he had thought that, as she had responded to his jokes with jokes of her own, so she would respond to this first show of ardor with ardor of her own." --Yukio Mishima

1. I just don't know- Suliko (trad/Tsereteli /Sikorskaya)
2. Candy Cane- Playground Love (Air)
3. Candy Cane- Personal Jesus (Depeche Mode)
4. Candy Cane- Morning Glory (Tim Buckley)
5. Candy Cane- Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime (Korgis)

1. Hood Internet- Can You Hear My Kids Now (Lil Kim vs MGMT)
2. Ministry of Mashed Sound- Armaggedon A Feeling (Boston vs Estelle)
3. Timbearland- Florida Ghost Tour (Flo-Rida vs Deadmau5)
4. Bynar- Ride For The Kill (Metallica vs Le Roux)
5. Bynar- A Forest In Paris (Mylo vs British Sea Power vs The Cure)

SCARY MANSION- I Dumped My Mind
1. Klaus Nomi- Total Eclipse
2. Nino Qatamadze & Insight- Me, The Sea, & You
3. Slim Harpo- Scratch My Back
4. Midnite- Propaganda
5. Je Suis France- That Don't Work That Well For Us
6. Applied Communications- Let's Make My Bed
7. Avenue D- Stick It In (Punx Soundcheck Remix)
8. Mewithoutyou- Gentlemen
9. Big Daddy Kane- Ain't No Half Steppin
10. Two Gallants- Nothing To You

It Will Never Look How It Looks

"Platoon really is not any more or less realistic than Dumbo." --David Mamet

1. Heathen Girls- Not Fade Away (Buddy Holly)
2. El Guincho- Palmitos Park (Ruby Suns)
3. Candy Cane- Boys Don't Cry (The Cure)
4. Marit Bergman- My Love (Justin Timberlake)
5. Derek Hines- Suicide Is Painless (Johnny Mayer & Mike Altman) right-click-save-as only

1. Hood Internet- Go Raquel (Pitbull vs Neon Neon)
2. Frunt Room-Big Lips Scare (Al Pacino vs Captain Beefheart vs Micachu & The Shapes)
3. Totom- Bustin Technology Boards (Tornadoes vs 50 Cent)
4. Useo- That's A Gas (HYT vs T. Rex vs Devo)
5. John Duke- How Atomic Is Now (Fluke vs The Smiths)

WEBB PIERCE- There Stands The Glass

1. The Airfields- Prisoners Of Our Love
2. The Wells Collective- It Was A Very Lazy Star
3. The Undertones- Teenage Kicks (Pojmasta Remix)
4. Tadpole Fad- Castle
5. Arbouretum- False Spring
6. Emily Wells- Black & Blue
7. Blind Pilot- 3 Rounds & A Sound
8. Miniskirt- Miss You
9. Crush Your Cupcake- Mine Mine Mine
10. Netherfriends- Stop Smoking Asshole

Natural Syringe

Clackity here to obtain the marathondemic three-hour ninth episode of The Old Timey Puritan Blister Live Internet Radio Show Podcast in a city that isn't your fault. (ASSEMBLED WITH MUCH SUPPORT FROM BAMBI JAMISON & DJ CAMERON.)

6.12.09 setlist, with individual download links:

1. Bigg H- It Takes Tom (Tom Petty vs Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock)
--------excerpt from Mr Show: shirt winner
2. QTM- Here Comes Your Hustlin' Man (Rick Ross vs Pixies)
3. Prefuse 73- Humor Judgments
4. Black Kids- No Substitute Love (Estelle cover)
--------excerpt from T.S. Eliot's "The Love Song Of J. Alfred Prufrock"
5. N-Wee- 99 Problems Here (Jay-Z vs Pavement)
--------excerpt from Neil Hamburger's "G String"
6. Julie's Haircut- Summer Babe (Pavement cover)
--------Cassetteboy interlude: certain death
7. 2 Many DJ's/Soulwax- No Fun Push It (Salt N Pepa vs Iggy & The Stooges)
--------Eugene Mirman: i'm nervous
8. Katy Perry- Electric Feel (MGMT cover)
--------talk break: satchelfest (over Max Richter's "On The Nature Of Daylight")
9. Ten In The Swear Jar (Xiu Xiu)- I Love The Valley (alt. version)
--------talk break over Torngat's "Hammond Song" (Roches cover)
10. Cheekyboy- Smells Like Compton (Nirvana vs N.W.A.)
--------excerpt from Deadwood: next round's on the house
11. Vitamin C- Last Nite (Strokes cover)
--------bible radio: sure dwelling
12. Alamo Race Track- Kiss Me Bar
13. Re-Up Gang- 500 Birds
14. Mighty Mike- I'm Flourescent (Diana Ross vs Arctic Monkeys)
--------excerpt from Wallace Stevens "Credences Of Summer"
15. Giac- Beat It Lucie (Pascal Obispo vs Michael Jackson)
--------Skull Gang: shawty dirt bike
16. Joeski Love- Pee Wee's Dance
--------excerpt from Rockwell Automation's retro-encabulator "promo"
17. Bedhead- Believe (Cher cover)
--------talk break: ghost bride
18. Charlie McAlister- We Should Go Out To Eat
19. The Onion News Network- Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Sh*t That Doesn't F*cking Work
20. Free Energy- Dream City
--------Kelly O on GBV
21. Guided By Voices- Liar's Tale
--------Contrari advert from The Confederate States Of America
22. Animal Collective- Summertime Clothes (Dam-Funk Remix)
--------talk break: meaningful abuse (over Konono No.1's "Paradiso")
23. Not-I- Never Call You Bitch Again (Tupac vs Cinematic Orchestra)
24. Adam B- Buenos Tardes William (Ween cover, sort of)
25. Levy- Rotten Love (until I knock a turntable into a mic, and then into a mouse)
--------talk break: apology collins
26. Bigg H- Silent Home By The Sea (Genesis vs The Knife)
--------excerpt from Samuel Beckett's "Krapp's Last Tape"
27. Continental OP (Will Oldham & David Pajo)- Magnifico
--------excerpt from The Big Lebowski: aggro bowling
28. Micah P. Hinson- Jackeyed
--------talk break over The Nutley Brass "Angelf*ck" (Misfits cover)
29. The Morning Benders- Dreams (Fleetwood Mac cover)
--------talk break over New Order's "Thieves Like Us (instrumental)"
30. Amoraboy- On Ira Who (Jean-Jacques Goldman vs The Who)
31. Wooden Shjips- Contact (Serge Gainsbourg cover)
--------talk break: turd step
32. DJ Prince- Everybody Drop It Like It's Hot (Snoop Dogg vs Eddie Cochran)
33. Cu7n1nja- Fabulous Muscles (Xiu Xiu cover)
34. Ronnie Dobbs- Y'all Are Brutalizing Me
35. Partyben- Callin On Sunday (Lyrics Born vs U2)
--------excerpt from Alexander Solzhenitsyn's "One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich"
36. Diplo- Icarus (Santigold vs Arthur Russell)
--------talk break: cameron hype
37. Bruce McCulloch- Our Love
--------excerpt from One Big Trip
38. Hood Internet- Superbowl Jesus (Kanye West vs 1985 Chicago Bears vs Wilco)
--------talk break: clap gone
39. Animals Talking- It Was
--------excerpt from Deadwood: no law
40. Das Racist-Combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell (Wallpaper Remix)
--------excerpt from Are You The Favorite Person Of Anybody?
41. Playboy Tre- Sideways (ft. Karissa)
42. Phoenix- Playground Love (Air cover)
43. David Leibe Hart- Email
44. Dunproofin- Police Klaxons (Police vs Klaxons)
--------GZA interlude
45. Mighty Mike- Forest Folks (Peter Bjorn & John vs The Cure)
--------excerpt from Basic Football
46. Treesoundz- Force Majeure
--------"Flyerman is a legend"
47. Blind Boys Of Alabama- Amazing Grace In The House Of The Rising Sun
48. They Might Be Giants- I Don't Understand You
49. Devotchka- The Last Beat Of My Heart (Siouxsie & The Banshees Cover)
--------excerpt from Paul Allen's "Lapses"
50. Mary Mary- God In Me (ft. Kierra "Kiki" Sheard)
--------signoff: teeth fur (over Jay-Z's "The Blueprint")
51. Tickley Feather- I've Got Magic Inside My Bones Somewhere
52. Ear Pwr- Jamz O Jamz (Guy homage)
53. Jeremy Jay- Night Night

Eastcheap Grindin'

GET OFF THE INTERNET AND LISTEN TO MY OLD TIMEY PURITAN BLISTER LIVE INTERNET RADIO SHOW, TONIGHT FROM...just after 7:00pm until about 10:00 or so, eastern.

Depression Is: Ready

"She was born into millions of rolled pennies. Her life was a constant shape, you know?" --Paul Allen

1. William Shatner- Rocket Man (Elton John)
2. Redemption Thong- You Be Illing (Run-D.M.C.)
3. Redemption Thong- FM (Steely Dan)
4. Redemption Thong- The Big One (Charlie McAlister)
5. Redemption Thong- Weaker Soldier (Will Oldham)

DARK MATERIA- The Picard Song

1. Hood Internet- European Gangstaz (Bun B vs Squarepusher)
2. Bobby Martini- Something So Strong In Our Secret World (Crowded House vs Peter Gabriel)
3. Spider- Sex On Fire Can Set You Free (N-Trance vs Kings Of Leon) divshare
4. Totom- Moonage Todaydream (Smashing Pumpkins vs David Bowie)
5. Totom- No. 13 Respite (Dub Trio vs Yeah Yeah Yeahs vs Pixies)

If record companies are hurting, why ain't Interscope releasing that "Frog Went-A-Courtin"-sampling song called "What Do You Say" by either Dirt Nasty, Andre Legacy, or Mickey Avalon (ft. each other) from The Hangover's pool scene, since millions of people are hearing it and a sizable number of us would even pay for it?

1. Elfin Saddle- Temple Daughter
2. Rhett Miller- I Need To Know Where I Stand
3. Nite Club- Left Right
4. The Sa-Ra Creative Partners- B*tch Baby
5. Soft Black- I Am An Animal
6. Apricot Rail- Pouring Milk Out The Window
7. The Black Swans- Shake
8. Thecocknbullkid- Clean Apart
9. Cazwell- Get My Money Back
10. The Polyamorous Affair- White Hot Magic

Pornography Of Meat, ex. 347

"He should hang in the Tate, with David Bowie." --Peter York on Bryan Ferry

1. Ghostwood- The Man Possessed By R.E.M (Mike Park)
2. HIM- Rebel Yell (Billy Idol)
3. Thou- Screaming At A Wall (Minor Threat)
4. Emperor- Gypsy (Mercyful Fate)
5. Ville Valo & Natalia Avelon- Summer Wine (Lee Hazlewood)

CLIFF RICHARD- Miss You Nights (Beats Remix by Scott Cairo & Eddie Pedalo)

1. Hood Internet- No Reason To Like You Better (Vega vs Amanda Blank)
2. Mason Proper- Love Lockdown Gets Innocuous (Kanye West vs LCD Soundsystem)
3. RIAA-Makin' The Love Scene (Tony Bennett vs Pere Ubu vs Tom Tom Club vs Bob Thompson Orchestra & Chorus vs Bobby Darin)
4. RIAA- Skinatra (Von Bondies vs Frank Sinatra doing Cole Porter vs Elizabeth Berkley being interviewed by David Letterman)
5. RIAA- Hellvis (Run-D.M.C. vs Elvis Presley vs Mojo Nixon vs Night of the Living Dead soundtrack vs Arrogant Worms vs Carl Douglas vs Bugz In The Attic & Wunmi vs The Ventures)

EAR PWR- Future Eyes
1. The Skygreen Leopards- Dixie Cups In The Dead Grass
2. Nite Club- Cape Navril (Mold Remix)
3. Ultrachorus- Words Kept Talking (Nite Club Remix)
4. Russian Roulettes- Outta Control
5. Antipop Consortium- Capricorn One
6. Little Tybee- Glass Brigade
7. T.I. & Rihanna- Live Your Life (Ace Of Clubs Piss Poor Ozone Remix) sendspace
8. Ganglians- Lost Words
9. Katzenjammer- A Bar In Amsterdam
10. The Wedding Present- Real Thing (acoustic)

Okra Flowers

"The most important thing in life is to choose your parents." --Anna Leonowens

1. Peter Gabriel- Book Of Love (Magnetic Fields)
2. Stanley Clark- Born In The USA (Bruce Springsteen)
3. Bryan Ferry- Positively 4th Street (Bob Dylan)
4. Thou- Sweet Leaf (Black Sabbath)
5. Siouxsie & The Banshees- Dear Prudence (Beatles)

1. Hood Internet- Birthday Furs (Jeremih vs Handsome Furs)
2. Partyben- Shame At Night (Evelyn Champagne King vs Kid Cudi)
3. Titus Jones - A Circus of Heartbreakin' Divas (Pat Benatar vs. Beyoncé vs. 3OH!3 vs. Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera vs. M.I.A.)
4. Bigg H- D(anger)LZ (Blahzay Blahzay vs TV On The Radio)
5. Bigg H- Aquarius Elevators (Outkast vs Boards Of Canada)

VIOLENS- Already Over (VISUALS COURTESY of GEORGE MICHAELS)
1. Violens- Doomed (MGMT Remix)
2. Living Things- Oxygen
3. These United States- Honor Amongst Thieves
4. The Cliks- Career Suicide
5. Cassettes Won't Listen- Into The Hillside
6. My First Earthquake- Cool In The Cool Way
7. Redemption Thong- Going To Barcelona
8. Miss Kittin & The Hacker- Party In My Head (Thieves Like Us Remix)
9. Sean Bones- Dancehall
10. Felix Da Housecat- Kickdrum

Lengthy Selves

HERE LIES THE EPIC 3-HOUR BUZZED NIGHTMARE THAT IS PART OCHO OF The Puritan Blister Old Timey Live Internet Radio Show Podcast.

6.05.09 setlist with individual download links:

1. DJ Bigg H- It Takes Tom (Tom Petty vs Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock)
--------excerpt from Reverend Bobby Akers radio sermon
2. Slick Rick- Teacher Teacher
--------excerpt from Chase The Devil: good time tunes
3. Father MC- Treat Them Like They Want To Be Treated
--------Cassetteboy: dribblin
4. Phosphorescent- Right Now I'm A Roaming (Nick Cave cover)
--------excerpt from Chase The Devil: honky tonk
5. The Hold Steady- Atlantic City (Bruce Springsteen cover)
--------talk break: the raittness
6. Adam Green- What A Waster (Libertines cover)
--------no mic for a few ruminative secs of dead air
7. Occidental Brothers Dance Band International- Bizarre Love Triangle (New Order cover)
--------talk break: birthday lesions
8. The Wedding Present- Real Thing (acoustic version)
--------Virgil Anderson missing his squeeze
9. The Generationals- When They Fight They Fight
--------excerpt from Chase The Devil: "more greater"
10. Jenny Owen Youngs- F*ck Was I
--------talk break: tempeh grit
11. Matt Hite- Me & U & Yazoo (Cassie vs Yazoo)
--------excerpt from Chase The Devil: no radio
12. John R. Butler- Hand Of The Almighty
--------talk break: normal night
13. The Tunes- She's Mad
--------Digital Underground: genre query
14. Divide & Kreate- Phantom Part 3 (The Clash vs Justice)
--------talk break: obvious babies
15. Plan B- I Don't Hate You
--------talk break: earl hype (over Fennesz' "The Colour Of Three")
16. Bad Boy Butch Batson- Once Upon A Dream
--------talk break: dealbreaker sequel
17. Mark Turns- I Got Me A Man
--------talk break: hardees plug
18. Slow Runner- I'm Gonna Hate You When You Go
--------talk break: mash debt
19. Silence Xperiment- Pump Formation (Black Eyed Peas vs The Go Team)
--------excerpt from Bruce McCulloch's "Baby Jesus"
20. Bis- Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division cover)
--------talk break: weasel continent
21. Extra Golden- I Miss You
--------talk break: heaven panic
22. Xiu Xiu- F.T.W.
--------talk break: licorice cheetos
23. Sarah Ogan Gunning- Dreadful Memories (response to J.B.F. Wright's "Precious Memories")
--------talk break: frogger bicep
24. My Morning Jacket- Thank You Too
--------talk break: decicca joshin
25. The Black Swans- I Don't Want 2 F*ck
26. Bruce McCulloch- The Bible
27. Cast King- Wino
--------talk break: gainesvillebandsdotcomedy
28. The Brakes- Heard About Your Band
--------talk break: zionist copout
29. Omar Souleyman- Lansob Sherek (I Will Make A Trap)
--------excerpt from Bob Larson's Advice To Mandy, with bonus yelling
30. The Cure- This. Here And Now. With You.
--------talk break: blonde freedom
31. Extra Glenns (Mountain Goats)- Memories (Leonard Cohen cover)
--------talk break: aural heat
32. Mr. Show- Ding Dong Burger
33. Sexual Harassment- I Need A Freak
--------talk break: taboo bryson
34. Dick Kent- Gretchen's New Dish
--------talk break: neighbor grabbin
35. Lil Green- Why Don't You Do Right (Joe McCoy cover)
--------talk break: sexy abolition
36. Paul Robeson- No More Auction Block For Me
--------talk break: moodbrow
37. Hood Internet- I Need Da Dip (Freak Nasty vs The Rapture)
38. The Onion Radio News- Bluesman Claims Yemen Done Him Wrong
39. King Missile- Detachable Penis
--------talk break: thumb ram
40. Robots In Disguise- The Sex Has Made Me Stupid
--------excerpt from Frankenhood
41. The Mekons- Where Were You
42. Graveworm- Losing My Religion (R.E.M. cover)
--------talk break: gomorrhite chime
43. Treesoundz- Indoor Rain
--------talk break: roommate condom
44. Tim & Eric- Petite Feet
45. Alexis Taylor (Hot Chip)- Coming Up (Paul McCartney cover)
--------signoff: Robert Pollard's "What Is Tricky Woo"/Yusef Komunyakaa's "Venus's Flytraps"