The Neverending Bikini

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1. Robbie Williams- We Will Rock You (Queen)
2. Warren Zevon- Raspberry Beret (Prince)
3. In Flames- Everything Counts (Depeche Mode)
4. Giant Sand- Rock and Roll Suicide (David Bowie)
5. Billy Preston- Heroes (David Bowie)
6. Dionne Warwick- Walk On By (Burt Bacharach/Isaac Hayes)
7. Ben Folds- Golden Slumbers (Beatles)
8. Damien Rice- When Doves Cry (Prince)
9. Don Ho- Shock The Monkey (Peter Gabriel)
10. Bob Day- Good Riddance Time Of Your Life (Green Day)

I'm Still Roscoe From The Block

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Pixies- Rock Music
2. They Might Be Giants- Don't Let's Start
3. Handsome Family- So Much Wine
4. Doves- Caught By The River
5. Faint- Phone Call
6. Postal Service- This Is The Dream Of Evan & Chan Barbara Morgenstern Vocal Remix
7. Wilco- Kamera live this year on me berfday,
8. Prince- When U Were Mine Tour Rehearsal style the band without him?
9. Frank Black- Where The Wind Is Going
10. Bad Religion- 21st Century Digital Boy

11. Tears- Refugees
12. Bauhaus- Bela Lugosi's Dead
13. Baxter- Television
14. Beck- Nicotine & Gravy
15. Belle & Sebastian- Le Pastie de Bourgeousie
16. British Sea Power- SomethingWicked
17. Bee Gees- Massachusetts
18. Edith Frost- Cars & Parties acoustic
19. Big Bill Broonzy- Careless Love
20. Regina Spektor- Chemo Limo

Ruptured Custody

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. Akira Kawahara- Milky Rappingshake (Kelis vs Tom Tom Club)
2. Paysano- Where's The Prayer (Madonna vs I don't know)
3. Faultside- Tell Me What You Waiting For (Gwen Stefani vs Sugar)
4. Churchill- 400 People Are Watching Me (Rockwell & Michael Jackson vs Mylo)
5. Ultra 396- Intergalactic Friends (Dandy Warhols vs Beastie Boys)
6. DJ Pantshead- Don't Believe The Sensorair (Cabaret Voltaire vs Air vs Public Enemy vs Pharcyde)
7. Party Ben-Independent Room (Fugazi vs Destiny's Child)
8. Go Home Productions- Girl Wants To Say Goodbye To Rock n Roll (Velvet Underground vs Cristina Aguilera)
9. DJ Cheezi- Mysterious Tweet (Tweet vs Peter Andre)
10. Torpedvin- Cowgirl In A Bottle (Cristina Aguilera vs I don't know)

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1. Laptop Orchestra- Losing My Edge (LCD Soundsystem)
2. Boris Sofuja- Aint No Sunshine (Bill Withers)
3. Puriti- Dancing Queen (Abba)
4. Dwight Yoakam- I Want You To Want Me (Cheap Trick)
5. Music Tapes- All Tomorrow's Parties (Nico & Velvet Underground)
6. Commend- Against All Odds (Phil Collins)
7. Avril- Chop Suey (System Of A Down)
8. Perfect Circle- Imagine (John Lennon)
9. My Morning Jacket- I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man (Prince)
10. Muse- House Of The Rising Sun (Eric Burdon?)

Half The Kids Skittered Away From..

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1. Matt Bauer- Torn Green Velvet Eyes (Magnetic Fields)
2. John Guilt- Underwear (Magnetic Fields)
3. Snow Patrol- Teenage Kicks (Undertones)
4. Jim Guthrie- Aint Got No (Nina Simone/Hair) skim my review
5. Ben Folds- In Between Days (Cure) skim my review
6. Frank Black- Monkey Gone To Heaven (Pixies)
7. Beck- Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometimes (Korgis)
8. Waco Bros- Johnson To Jones (Wiley Bros) skim my review
9. Yen Town Band- My Way (Paul Anka, Claude Francois, Gilles Thibault, Jacques Revaux)
10. Jimi Hendrix- All Along The Watchtower (Bob Dylan)

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. 2 Many DJs- I just don't know (Corey Hart vs Eric Burdon)
2. DJ Clumsy- East Coast Circuit (Daft Punk vs Beach Boys vs Jay Z vs Big Pun)
3. DJ Pantshead- Jane Empire (Alec Empire vs Jefferson Starship)
4. Prosac- Apple Blossom Sk8er (Avril Lavigne vs Air)
5. Go Home Productions- Gay House (Blur vs Electric 6)
6. Churchill- Cleaning My Fly (Eminem vs Lenny Kravitz)
7. Mark J- Brimful Of Dogs (Cornershop vs Baha Men)
8. TimG- Where's Your Lounge Act (Basement Jaxx vs Nirvana)
9. Go Home Productions- Wrapped Detective (Elvis Costello vs Police vs Peggy Lee vs Bob Marley vs Hollies vs Led Zeppelin)
10. Mike W- Walk This Way (Run DMC vs Lou Reed vs Aerosmith vs Bangles vs Cure vs Katrina & The Waves)

Production Halts On "I Was A Tweenage Freud"

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. DJ Pantshead- The Good, The Bad, & The Freak (a mash-up of Sexual Harassment vs Hugo Montenegro)
2. MF Doom- Hyssop
3. Silicone Soul- Smoke & Mirrors
4. Ennio Morricone- Battle Of Algiers
5. Tom Waits- Russian Dance

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. Akira Kawahara- Drop Your Nicornelius (Nico vs Velvet Underground vs Herbert vs Kings Of Convenience vs Cornelius)
2. Akira Kawahara- I'd Like Your Bird To Move It (Byrds vs Bob Dylan vs Reel 2 Real)
3. DJ Pantshead- Squaretramp (Squarepusher vs Supertramp vs We)
4. DJ Clumsy- Ugly Dolls (Daft Punk vs Bubba Sparxx)
5. Andreas Churchill- When Will I Be Cured (Cure vs Bros)
6. Can't Find The Bastardizer- Cannonball Ray (Breeders vs Madonna)
7. Paysano- Take Me In Your Wonderwall (Oasis vs Isley Bros)
8. Paysano- Uptight My Religion (Stevie Wonder vs R.E.M.)
9. Totom- Get Down Only (NIN vs Kool & The Gang)
10. Dirtyoldman- Don't Go I Hate You F-ck (Yaz vs Mount Sims)

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Brotha Lynch Hung & Suspicion- Break Ya Loccs
2. MF Doom & MF Grimm- 1000 Degrees
3. Cannibal Ox & RJD2- The F Word
4. Dizzee Rascal- Stand Up Tall Andreas Churchill Remix
5. NWA- Express Yourself

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1. Orbit Service- My Only Friend (Magnetic Fields)
2. Darryl Blood I Looked All Over Town (Magnetic Fields)
3. Ryan Adams- Wonderwall (Oasis)
4. Nouvelle Vague- Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division)
5. M Ward- It Hurts Me Too (Elmore James)
6. Dwight Yoakam- Suspicious Minds (Elvis P)
7. Nina Simone- I Shall Be Released (Bob Dylan)
8. TOC- Smoke On The Water (Deep Purple)
9. Coco D'Or- Summertime (Gershwin)
10. Nick Drake- Don't Think Twice It's All Right (Bob Dylan)

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX x 20!!!
1. Arthur Russell- Keeping Up WOW
2. Alan Braxe & Fred Falke- Intro
3. Caribou- Barnowl
4. Blonde Redhead- Elephant Woman
5. My Morning Jacket- Easy Morning Rebel live
6. Cranberries- Dreams (orig demo!) WOW
7. Marianne Faithful- Mystery Of Love WOW
8. Go Team- Huddle Formation WOW
9. Holopaw- Curious (new from Gainesville's own)
10. Love- Softly To Me

11. Madness- Michael Caine
12. Rolling Stones- Angie live WOW
13. Pixies- Trompe Le Monde
14. Destroyer- Child Of Styx
15. Devendra Banhart- Dogs They Make Up The Dark
16. Dire Straits- Sultans Of Swing (this song owes JJ Cale and Bob Dylan moneybags, reckon)
17. New Order- A great recording of a forty minute concert from a month ago (June 30 2005)
18. Centro-Matic- Flashes & Cables WOW
19. Editors- Blood (Braverinterapturepolkillers)
20. Magnolia Electric Company- No Moon On The Water (the "heavy" or "rockin" version they played at Intonation) WOW

Bereavability

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. Reeto Von Gunten- I Can Front Your Wet C-ck (Princess Superstar vs The Who)
2. Akira Kawahara- Brown Toothed Girl (Obie Trice vs Van Morrison)
3. Akira Kawahara- KissJet (Prince vs Spinner)
4. Bitter Sound Foundation- A Flock Of Cubik Prayers (Duran Duran vs 808 State vs Flock Of Seagulls vs Afrika Bambaata)
5. DJ Clumsy- Face To Face With Billie Jean (Daft Punk vs Michael Jackson)
6. DJ Clumsy- Love (Daft Punk vs Mary J Blige)
7. Released without a name...Body Movin Groovy Train (Beastie Boys vs Farm)
8. PartyBen- There's No Other LSF (Blur vs Kasabian)
9. Andreas Churchill- I Don't Know What To Call This (Tiga vs Nelly vs Fischerspooner)
10. Aggro1- Bowie Distortion (David Bowie vs Miss Kittin)

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1.Tom Waits- Books Of Moses (Skip Spence)
2. Levi Fuller- Long Vermont Road (Magnetic Fields)
3. Kiki & Herb- People Die Medley (Nirvana, Robert May, Mandel/Altman)
4. Tears For Fears- Creep (Radiohead)
5. Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Hyperballad (Bjork)
6. Doveman- New Partner (Will Oldham)
7. Sublime- No Woman No Cry (Bob Marley) (REALLY HEINOUS)
8. Tonecats- Stand By Me/Every Breath You Take (Ben E King/Police) ANALOG MASHUP ALERT?
9. Shins- Strange Powers (Magnetic Fields)
10. Seu Jorge- Five Years (David Bowie)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Built To Spill- Linus & Lucy (Vince Guaraldi)
2. Pixies- Cecilia Ann (Surftones)
3. The Game- Hate It Or Love It
4. Usual Aspect & Thrillseekers- Mr Blue Remix
5. 50 Cent & Destiny's Child- Thug Love

HEY WEEP TO ANTONY & THE JOHNSONS!!!
1. River Of Sorrow
2. Cripple & The Starfish

HEY THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE GREAT NOVEL FROM WHICH THIS BAND TAKES IT NAME HOOKED UP WITH MY EX-WIFE!!!
Bear Vs Shark- 5, 6 Kids

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Eminem- Like Toy Soldiers
2. Doomsday Productions, Brotha Lynch Hung, & Mr. Doctor- Black Market (HORRIBLY VIOLENT, MISOGYNIST, MISANTHROPIC, NIHILIST, NECROPHILIAC, INFANTICIDAL, CANNIBALISTIC, MOLESTY, CRETINOUS, NASTY GANGSTA SH-T; I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY; THIS MP3 IS HERE FOR ANTHROPOLOGY'S SAKE, OR TO EXPLAIN TO FUTURE PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENED TO US)

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX x 20!!!
1.Boxer Rebellion- Watermelon
2. Gary Wilson- 6.4 Equals Makeout
3.Hot Hot Heat- Island Of The Honest Man
4.My Name Is Ali from Karate Kid The Musical (PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT LYRICS)
5.The Favours- Kill
6.Killers On Camera- Magic Ingredient
7.Love- Andmoreagain
8. Lazarus- Singing To The Thieves
9. Stephen Malkmus- Do Not Feed The Oyster
10. Death From Above 1979- Black History Month (Alan Braxe & Fred Falke Remix)

11. Dinosaur Jr Reunitrix- Freak Scene live
12. My Morning Jacket- Tonight I Want To Celebrate With You
13. John Lennon & Yoko Ono- Happy Xmas (Hey you're doing a great job fighting tyranny by browsing Mp3 blogs, just as I protest oppression & state-sponsored murder by typing one up!!!)
14. Depeche Mode- World In My Eyes
15. Pants Yell- My Boyfriend Writes Plays
16. Lambchop- Soaky In The Pooper
17. Guitar Wolf- Can-Nanna Fever
18. Magnetic Fields- I'm Sorry I Love You
19. Steppenwolf- Foggy Mental Breakdown
20. M83- Teen Angst

Mom (Note Fingernails), Drinking, W/ Witch Outfit

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. Gloomybear- Rose-Tinted Vibe (Axwell vs Outkast)
2. DJ Clumsy- Thunderdynamix (ACDC vs Daft Punk)
3. Aggro1- Uraqt In The Ladies Room (MIA vs Klymaxx)
4. RIAA- Bagpipes & Breakdancing (Hevia vs UTFO)
5. Google gives me nottin- Uh, Untitled (Avril Lavigne vs Selector)
6. Eidolon- In Da Benny Hill Club (50 Cent vs Yackety Sax)
7. Eidolon- Iced Benzy (Janis Joplin vs Boards Of Canada)
8. Mike W- Blue Monkey (New Order vs Beastie Boys)
9. Churchill- Slow Danger (Electric 6 vs Kylie Minogue)
10. Eve Massacre- I Wish I Knew How It Feels (Nina Simone vs OMD vs Maerz vs Dead Prez vs X Ray Spex) (Back online due to the final paragraph of a piece that I typed!--She said that she can stop making music now that she's been in the same article with Ted Leo!)

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1. Warren Zevon- Dancing With Myself (Billy Idol)
2. Throwdown- Baby Got Back (Sir Mixalot)
3. Postal Service- Against All Odds (Phil Collins)
4. Killers- Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself (Morrissey)
5. Doveman- White Flowers (Flashpapr)
6. Vida Blue- Jealous Guy (John Lennon)
7. My Morning Jacket- I Still Miss Someone (Johnny Cash)
8. Silkworm- Let's Kill Saturday Night (Robbie Fulks)
9. Perfect Circle- People Are People (Depeche Mode)
10. Coco D'or- Avalon (Nat King Cole)

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. 69 Boyz/ Freak Nasty-Da Dip
2. Common- Heat
3. John Legend- Used To Love U
4. Young Buck, David Banner & Lil Flip- Welcome To The South
5. Mister Doctor, Foe Loco & Brotha Lynch Hung- 40 Ounce & Chronic Dice
Hey do you like to read words? Foucault meets Tupac and Cube!

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Sentridoh- Freed Pig
2. Broken Spindles- Inward
3. Godspeed You Black Emperor- I just don't have a way of knowing...
4. Howard Shore & Ornette Coleman- Naked Lunch
5. Fujikato & Idiotech- God Shave The Queen

ARTHUR RUSSELL DIED OF AIDS--
1. Get Around To It
2. In The Light Of The Miracle
3. Go Bang (Francois Kevorkian Remix)

MICHAEL DAHLQUIST OF SILKWORM DIED WHEN AN ATTEMPTED SUICIDE WANTED TO TAKE PEOPLE WITH HER--
1. Quicksand
2. Don't Look Back
3. Cockfight Of Feelings

MY GRANDFATHER TRIED TO TAKE MY AUNT WITH HIM WHEN HE KILLED HIMSELF--
1. Granpa Jones- I'm No Communist
2. Don Williams- Lord Have Mercy On A Country Boy
2. Grandma- My God Is Better Than Yours

BABY HUEY DIED FROM BEING TOO OVERWEIGHT--
1. Monkey Man

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Western Keys- Getting Sick
2. Jim Yoshii Pileup- Silver Sparkler
3. Koushik- Be With
4. Dean Wareham & Britta Phillips- Uterus
5. Tom Waits- Step Right Up
6. Sebadoh- Rebound (live)
7. Mountain Goats- No Children (live)
8. Magnetic Fields & Luna- Falling Out Of Love With You

Rattleboy Ale

HEY YOU HEART 20 COVERS!!!
1. My Morning Jacket- Tyrone (Erykah Badu)
2. Shut-Ins- Rock N Roll McDonalds (Wesley Willis)
3. The Dampness- I Believe In A Thing Called Love (Darkness)
4. Emm Gryner- Pour Some Sugar On Me (Def Leppard)
5. Laura Cantrell- When The Roses Bloom Again (Cobb/Edwards, popularized by Woody Guthrie & Wilco)
6. Ben Folds-Get Your Hands Off My Woman (Darkness)
7. Los Lonely Boys- La Bamba (live) (Ritchie Valens)
8. Decemberists- Let's Go (Feelies)
9. AFI- Halloween (Misfits)
10. Pixies- Head On (Jesus & Mary Chain)

11. Cherry Cokes- When The Saints Go Marching In (unknown)
12. Ellison Brothers Band- Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)
13. Diskonto- Do They Owe Us A Living (Crass)
14. Double- Moon River (Henry Mancini)
15. Ben Lee- Float On (Modest Mouse)
16. Ace of Base- Cruel Summer (Bangles) (WHOOPS, NO--Bananarama--thx Mindy!)
17. Dictionaraoke- Take On Me (A Ha)
18. Dsico- Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)
19. Pizzle- Flowers On The Wall (Oak Ridge Boys)
20. Mountain Goats- White Box (Jandek)

2 Menace 2 Serenity

LAST NIGHT ON MY WALK HOME I SAW AN OVERWEIGHT NAKED GIRL PUKE OVER HER PORCH BANNISTER INTO THE BUSHES!!! That calls for 10 hits in the hope that she feels well & fresh today!!!
1. Will Oldham & Sage Francis- Sea Lion
When he says the thing about "mom, I broke my hands"...
2. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah- Over And Over Again
Now that's how you derivate..."you look like David Bowie"...
3. Controller Controller- Silent Seven
Bear with it until that Blondie chorus...
4. Gary Wilson- Gary's In The Park
Terrifying. Like a stalker Steely Dan...
5. Mountain Goats- Song For Dennis Brown (live acoustic)
You artless junkies out there have no excuse...
6. Wilco- Cars Can't Escape
Again, the flyer for the lost kitten/puppy in that Dump seven-inch said WE ARE HEART BROKEN...
7. Parenthetical Girls- Here's To Forgetting
That night on their toilets, dozens wondered how Denny's could eff up a veggieburger...
8. Pixies- Something Against You
The 5th greatest 3rd Ave jogging anthem of the 2nd half of the 20th cent...
9. Billy Idol- Hot In The City
Florida in July, you act like a jerk, but rationally, so that a cold drink might be poured on you...
10. Kiki & Herb- No Children (Mountain Goats cover)
Drag divas hand John Darnielle his upped dutch...

We'll Have Won When We Cease To Be Surprised

HEY REMEMBER INTONATION???

AC Newman-
Drink To Me Babe Then
Miracle Drug
On The Table
Twin Cinema
When I Was A Baby
Laws Have Changed
Mods Of Christmastown
Use It


Decemberists-
Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect
Engine Driver
Shiny
Bridges & Balloons (Joanna Newsom cover)
California One Youth & Beauty Brigade
Human Behavior (Bjork cover)
Odalisque
July July
Leslie Ann Levine
the Billy Liar ringtone
FLORIDA PEOPLES: TICKETS FOR ORLANDO SHOW IN SEPTEMBER WENT ON SALE TODAY...

Four Tet-
his remix of Madvillain's Accordion
his remix of Money Folder
his remix of Bussetti's Softer


Broken Social Scene-
Lovers Spit
Beautiful Dang Thangle
Stars & Sons
Shampoo Suicide
Cause = Time
Clem covering _a song by them folx___

Deerhoof-
Panda Panda Panda
Desaperacer
Giga Dance
Milking
Sealed With A Kiss
Dog On The Sidewalk
Holy Night Fever


Xiu Xiu-
Bog People
Support Our Troops Oh
Jennifer Lopez
I Broke Up


Hold Steady-
Your Little Hoodrat Friend
Swish
Most People Are DJS

Wrens- Everybody Chooses Sides


Out Hud- How Long


Death From Above 1979-
You're A Woman I'm A Machine
Blood On Our Hands--Justice Mix-Re
Romantic Rights
Little Girl
Bloody Romantic Kittin (vs Miss Kittin vs Blood Bros, mashed by Eve Massacre


Les Savy Fav-
Adopduction
Sweat Descends
Wake Up
Je T'aime
Dishonest Don 2


Will Oldham-
Ignition (R Kelly cover)
I See A Darkness
Beast For Thee
he already had his own day on this blog here

Jean Grae-
with United Soul & Phonte- Soul Clap
with Masta Ace- Soda & Soap


Magnolia Electric Company
Don't This Look Like The Dark
Leave The City live
Cross The Road
he already had his own day on this blog here

Roundelay's Princox

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1. Frank Black- Black Rider (Tom Waits)
2. Saturday Looks Good To Me- Call Me (Blondie)
3. Frank Black- Wave Of Mutilation (Pixies)
4. Low- Back Home Again (John Denver)
5. This Mortal Coil- Late Night (Syd Barrett)
6. Caetano Veloso- Come As You Are (Nirvana)
7. Trespassers William- Vapour Trail (Ride)
8. Innocence Mission- What A Wonderful World (Weiss/Thiele)
9. Ramones- Have You Ever Seen The Rain (CCR)
10. Last Town Chorus- Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Boy George)

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. Andreas Churchill- Starlight Over Baghdad (Outkast vs Supermen Lovers)
2. Andreas Churchill- Cleaning My Fly (Eminem vs Lenny Kravitz)
3. TimG- Don't Stop The Jungle Boogie(Kool & Gang vs Junior Senior)
4. TimG- Don't You Forget About Coldplay (Coldplay vs Simple Minds)
5. Scott Wills- Heaven Is A Zombie Nation (Belinda Carlisle vs Kernkraft 400)
6. DJ Prince & Mixamatosis- Galvanize The Eye Of The Tiger (Survivor vs Chemical Bros)
7. DJ Prince- Everybody Drop It Like It's Hot (Snoop Dogg vs Eddie Cochran)
8. DJ John- Victim Of Da Funk (Eagles vs Daft Punk vs Beck vs 50 Cent vs Eric B)
9. Freelance Hairdresser- U Suffer At A Gay Bar (Napalm Death vs Electric 6) THE WORLD'S SHORTEST MASH-UP!!!
10. DJ Zebra- Voodoo Stripes (White Stripes vs Prodigy)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Polvo- The Last Perfect Day
2. Tin Hat Trio- Happy Hour
3. Ryuichi Sakamoto- Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence
4. Justin- Rudy Tuesday
5. William Basinski- Despair

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Cat Power & Handsome Boy Modeling School- I've Been Thinking
2. Lambchop- Something's Going On

She Said Chillax

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Pitchfork used pictures by Natalia and I today, but they didn't use these:

1* Will Oldham makes fun of my permanent limp-wristedness.

2*My Morning Jacket rock the Virtual-McSubconscious Fourth Stage.

3* Saddam Hussein's DJ set.

4*Anti-Ryan-Schreiber Youth from hipinion.com collude, demonstrably, armbandly.

(5)*Go Team checking out Go Team's butt.

6*Bono signing autographs

7*The Wrens at sunset

8*Out Hud making fun of Xiu Xiu's rider.

Gambit Sauce

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1.M Ward- Rivers (Butterglory)
2. 311- Lovesong (Cure)
3. A Dead Heart- Mad World (Tears For Fears)
4. This Mortal Coil- Song To The Siren (Tim Buckley)
5. No WTO Combo- Let's Lynch The Landlord (Dead Kennedys)
6. They Might Be Giants- Long Grift (Hedwig & Angry Inch)
7. Band- Long Black Veil (Wilkins & Dill)
8. Death Cab For Cutie- This Charming Man (Smiths)
9. Tom Waits- Heigh Ho (from Disney's Snow White)
10. Jawbreaker- Pretty Persuasion (R.E.M.)

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. DJBC- Einstein On The Beast (Beastie Boys vs Philip Glass)
2. DJBC- For The Glasty (Busta Rhymes vs Philip Glass)
3. Andreas Churchill- Never Enough J Lo (Cure vs J Lo)
4. Andreas Churchill - Bohemian Like You (Dandy Warhols vs Justin Timberlake)
5. DJ Clumsy- Rediscovered (Daft Punk vs ACDC, Britney Spears, Orbital, Aphex Twin, Jay Z, Beach Boys, Madonna, Chemical Brothers, Big Pun, Bubba Sparxx, Afrika Bambaata, Mary J Blige, Michael Jackson, Missy Elliot, Vince Guaraldi)
6. DJ Zebra- Interpol Mix (Interpol vs a whole bunch of people...)
7. DJ Prince- My My My (Armand van Helden vs Gary Wright)
8. Scott Wills- Dreamrider (Knight Rider vs somebody...)
9. Dsico- U Too In A Bottle (Cristina Aguilera vs U2)
10. DJBC Comar- How Many Girls Are Gonna Get Close To Me (Jet vs Cure vs Fugees)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Dick Dale & DelTones- Miserlou
2. Pelican- Sirius
3. Alter Ego- Rocker

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOPS YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. MF Doom & Madlib- One Beer
2. Dirtbag- F-ck What A Nigga Say
3. Chuck D & Fine Arts Militia- No Meaning No
4. Binary Star- Indy 500
5. Dizzee Rascal- Round We Go
6. Grandmaster Flash- Scorpio (Pojmasta Edit)
7. Eric B & Rakim- I Know You Got Soul

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX x 20!!!
1. Xiu Xiu- I Love The Valley Oh
2. Dinosaur Jr- Freak Scene (live)
3. Gang Of Four- Damaged Goods
4. Man Or Astro Man- Ten Years After World War 4
5. Daft Punk- Prime Time Of Your Life
6. David Byrne- My Fair Lady
7. Butthole Surfers- Pepper
8. Neil Young- Let's Roll
9. Sage Francis & Bad Religion- Let Them Eat War
10. Soft Cell- Say Hello Wave Goodbye

11. Ugly Casanova- Beesting (live)
12. Flaming Lips- Frogs
13. Caribou- Brahminy Kite
14. Sounds- Rock N Roll
15. Sea & Cake- All The Photos
16. Loquat- Swingset Chain
17. Slough- Vagina Mask
18. Ramones- My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down
19. Client- Rock N Roll Machine
20. My Morning Jacket- Into The Woods

Narcissists From Beyond The Prom

HEY EGO-BULLETINS!!!

• My old chumesis Kevin Moffett has a good story in the current McSweeneys! Buy it with money, or love.
• The new anthology from No Depression, in which I landed a well-typed essay, is available for order now. Remember to also purchase multiple bushels of the me-containing White Noise, All We Read Is Freaks, Best Music Writing 2004, Open City 17, and Thesaurus Musicarum.
• A few visitors axed what is your favorite MP3 blog. Well, derr, that'd be Little Hits. I've never gotten an un-awesome song there, for over a year-and-a-half. Here's a sample, for those of you whom can be in-R-out of rela-tio-ships: The Favorites-SOS.
• Magnet is hosting my new Smog diss here.

A Toast To False Orbits

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX x 30!!!
1. Of Montreal- You Are An Airplane
2. I don't know but it's great- Zombies
3. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah- Upon This Tidal Wave Of Young Blood
4. Air- Cherry Blossom Girl
5. Will Oldham- I See A Darkness
6. Captain Beefheart- Ella Guru
7. Clientele- Saturday
8. Cocteau Twins- Ivo
9. Xiu Xiu- Pox
10. Hold Steady- Chicago Seemed Tired Last Night

11. National- All Dolled Up In Straps
12. Decemberists- July July
13. Beck- Guess I'm Doing Fine
14. Ellen Allien- Wish
15. Mountain Goats- Grendel's Mother (live)
16. Mount Eerie- Blonde Braids
17. Spoon- Revenge
18. Weakerthans- Left & Leaving
19. Limp Twins- Moving Closer To The Sofa
20. Touch & Go-Are You Talking About Me

21. Notwist- Pilot
22. Gang Of Four- Paralysed
23. Doves- Caught By The River
24. Streets- Dry Your Eyes
25. Le Tigre- Fake French
26. Masturbation from "Sexual Pleasures"
27. Faint- Phone Call
28. Prince rehearsing When U Were Mine for the Lovesexy tour
29. Cloud Room- Hey Now Now
30. My Morning Jacket- Lay Low

The Truce Churn, Dusk

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS OF VARYING QUALITY!!!
1. Bryan Ferry- Don't Think Twice It's All Right (Bob Dylan)
2. M Ward- Forever Young (Bob Dylan)
3. Charlie Musselwhite- Rank Strangers To Me (Albert Brumley/ Bob Dylan)
4. Warren Haynes & Ray LaMontagne- I Shall Be Released (Bob Dylan)
5. Richard Cheese- Loser (Beck)
6. Firehose- Slack Motherf-cker (Superchunk)
7. Zwan- Number Of The Beast (Iron Maiden)
8. Operation Ivy- Wild Thing/Start Me Up (Troggs/Rolling Stones)
9. Calexico- Alone Again Or (Love)
10. TexasKiwi- Hey Jude (Beatles)

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
1. TimG- Where's Your Lounge Act (Basement Jaxx vs Nirvana)
2. AlexH- Walk On The Lovecat Informer (Cure vs Lou Reed vs Snow)
3. RIAA- To The Beach (New Order vs surfy
4. Solcofn- This Groove Is Hella Good (Dee Lite vs No Doubt)
5. Team9- Doorbell Encore (White Stripes vs Jay Z)
6. Ed Home- Magnum 99 (Prince vs Magnum PI theme)
7. Sebwax- Part Time Lover Told Me (Killers vs Stevie Wonder)
8. DJ Zebra- Rock The Stooges (that Clash cover guy vs Iggy & Co)
9. I don't know- The Man Comes Around In Blue Jeans (Ladytron vs JohnnyCash)
10. Dunproofin- Dance To The Velvet Underground (Radio 4 vs Velvet Underground)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE 4 INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Swing Shift Band- Take The A Train (Duke Ellington) died...
2. Theme from Goodbye Lenin by Yann Tiersen
3. Usual Aspect- Mr Blue (Thrillseekers Remix)
4. Sun Canceled- On My 8th Day At Sea

HEY THE 6 HIPPITY-HOPS YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. F-ckly- R.M. ISTE
2. Eminem- Without Me (Xiond Spirit Mix)
3. MF Doom- My Favorite Ladies (Latina Remix)
4. Tribe Called Quest- Stressed Out
5. Unknown Prophets & Slug- Never
6. Jurassic 5- Verbal Gunfight

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. The Egg- Wall (Mylo Remix)
2. Faint- Take Me To The Hospital

Escrow Lozenge

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1.Dinosaur Jr Reunitrix- Just Like Heaven (live) (Cure)
2.Ella Fitzgerald- Sunshine Of My Love (Cream)
3.TV On The Radio- Modern Romance (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
4. William Shatner- Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (Beatles)
5.Bryan Ferry- It's All Over Now Baby Blue (Bob Dylan)
6. David Bowie- Cactus (Pixies)
7. M Ward- Story Of An Artist (Daniel Johnston)
8. Ari Hest- I'm On Fire (Bruce Springsteen)
9. Carpenters- Ticket To Ride (Beatles)
10. Black Sick- I Wanna Be Your Dog (Stooges)

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. Dangermouse- 99 Problems (Jay Z vs Beatles)
2. DJ Jaakko- Danger Danger I'm Too Electrified (Electric 6 vs Right Said Fred)
3. Dsico- Love Will Freak Us (Joy Division vs Missy Elliot)
4. TimG- Black Eyed Blondie (Black Eyed Peas vs Blondie)
5. Thriftshop XL- Galvanized Foot (Chemical Brothers vs Kasabian)
6. Doppelbanger- Get Your Miracle Damaged (Gang Of Four vs Coco)
7. Doppelbanger- Requiem For A Flame (M83 vs Miss Kittin)
8. Agentlovelette- Seventeen Dip (Ratatat vs Cristina Milian)
9. Fidelski- Dyer Passin Me By (Led Zeppelin vs Pharcyde)
10. Dj Prince- Shout (Tears For Fears vs Robyn)

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOPS YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Enduser- Dizzee Rascal bootleg
2. Atmosphere- Woman With The Tattooed Hands
3. Blackalicious- Making Progress
4. Lyrics Born- Callin Out (Crass Overload Remix)
5. Eyedea & Abilities- Bottle Dreams
6. GZA- B.i.b.l.e.
7. Hieroglyphics- Chicago
8. Perceptionists- Let's Move
9. Pitbull & Lil Jon- Culo
10. Run DMC- It's Tricky

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Sarah Jory- Orange Blossom Special
2. Public Enemy- Terminator X Speaks With His Hands
3. John Williams- Yoda & The Younglings
4. Ratatat- Desert Eagle
5. Mum- Finally We Are No One
6. Tortoise- Six Pack
7. A4A- Missing You
8. Embark- Beach Something

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX x 12!!!
1. Tom Waits- Chocolate Jesus
2. Spoon- Everything Hits At Once
3. Like Young- Freddy
4. Dungen- Panda
5. Animal Collective- Leaf House
6. National- Cardinal Song
7. Kelly Clarkson- Since U Been Gone
8. Xiu Xiu- Muppet Face
9. Frogs- I Don't Care If U Disrespect Me Just So U Love Me
10. Saint Etienne- Kiss & Make Up
11. Buzzcocks- Orgasm Addict
12. My Morning Jacket- Knot Comes Loose

Andrew Bird smart, talented, gorgeous--Spectator begins to understand transference, teenybopping

Les Savy Fav denies "us" "our" "humanity"

Hold Steady wakes up in Ybor City

Broken Social Scene plays water bottle

Will Oldham & Jean Grae treat turntable like dead baby

Go Team steals Intonation festival, invites black community onto stage

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & the Intonation Festival

Hey I yammer about mash-ups here in today's column!

HEY THAT CALLS FOR 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. Beatallica- Hey Dude (Beatles vs Metallica)
2. Dj Tiim- Just Can't Stand Up (Ludacris vs Depeche Mode)
3. Negativland- U2 (U2 vs Casey Kasem)
4. Bruce Wang- Sunpowers (MIA vs Mophono)
5. Aggro1- Untitled (Feist vs Shannon)
6. Simon Chapman- Bittersweet Heatwave (Verve vs Martha & Vandellas)
7. Dsico- Fateful Pavement (Pavement vs Destiny's Child)
8. TimG- Get Your Hands Off My Hot Boy (Darkness vs Missy Elliott)
9. 10,0oo Spoons- Chariots Killed The Radio Star (Buggles vs Vangelis)
10. Dunproofin- Jesus & MIA Chain (MIA vs Jesus & Mary Chain)

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1. Sufjan Stevens- The One I Love (R.E.M.)
2. Rick Springfield- Under The Milky Way (Church)
3. Scott Miller- Street Fighting Man (Rolling Stones)
4. Snow Patrol- Teenage Kicks (Undertones)
5. Salford Lads Club- Girlfriend In A Coma (Smiths)
6. Jimmy Stauers- Warm Beer & Cold Women (Tom Waits)
7. Megadeth- Anarchy In The UK (Sex Pistols)
8. Xentrix- Ghostbusters (Ray Parker Jr)
9. Firehose- Walking The Cow (Daniel Johnston)
10. William Shatner & Joe Jackson- Common People (Pulp)

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
1. Candlewater- Florida Blues
2. Air- Alpha Beta Gaga
3. Dianogah- Maria Which Has Got Her Heart Completely F-cked Up
4. I don't know who, but it's pretty
5. Ratatat- Crips
6. Godspeed You Black Emperor- Moya
7. Royksop- Eple

HEY THE HIPPITY HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
1. Perceptionists- Love Letters read my interview with Lif
2. Atmosphere- Saves The Day
3. Mase- Welcome Back

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
1. Xiu Xiu- Sad Pony Guerilla Girl
2. Hot Hot Heat- Naked In The City
3. M83- Safe
4. Kaiser Cheifs- I Predict A Riot
5. Caribou- Hello Hammerheads
6. Libertines- Time For Heroes
7. On Air Library- Faultered Ego
8. Skip James- I'm So Glad
9. Ms John Soda- No One
10. Neutral Milk Hotel- King Of Carrot Flowers 1
11. Emry Arthur- I'm A Man Of Constant Sorrow
12. Cult Of Sue Todd- Burn Tampa
13. Tom Waits- What's He Building In There
14. Why- Early Whitney
15. Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Art Star
16. Sonic Youth- Pattern Recognition
17. Antony & Johnsons- Cripple & Starfish
18. JoyDivision- Disorder
19. Kaito- Go
20. My Morning Jacket- Gideon

Winterfat: A Fable

SIDE A: THE FEAR OF LOVE AND ITS HEINOUS COSTS!!!
1. New Order- Atmosphere (Joy Division)
2. Nickel Creek- Tomorrow Is A Long Time (Bob Dylan cover)
3. Beck- Your Cheatin Heart (Hank Williams cover)
4. Christopher Bauer- Somebody's Baby (Elliott Smith cover)
5. !!!- Take Ecstacy With Me (Magnetic Fields cover)
6. Cinderella- Don't Know What You've Got Until It's Gone
7. M Ward- Paul's Song
8. Bangers & Mash- I Love Her To Tears (Beatles vs Smokey Robinson mash)
9. Bjork- I Miss You (RH Factor Mix)
10. Decemberists- Bridges & Balloons (Joanna Newsom cover)

SIDE B: THOSE WHO FEARED LOVE WAKE UP SORRY, AND WITHOUT CONTEXT!!!
11. New Order- Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division cover)
12. Everything Is Fine- Dreaming Moon (Magnetic Fields cover)
13. Eve Massacre- In Fact You're Just A Lovefool (Cardigans vs Robocop Kraus)
14. Innocence Mission- My Love Goes With You
15. Talking Heads- And She Was
16. Antony & Johnsons- Hope There's Someone
17. Fischerspooner vs Kylie Minogue vs Radiohead- Come Into My World
18. Avalanches- Since I Left You
19. Belle & Sebastian- The State I Am In
20. Billy Idol- Dancing With Myself

SIDE C: DRUG IS THE LOVE, THEY TRY TO THINK, LOOKING LIKE JERKS!!!
21. Bob Dylan- Don't Think Twice It's All Right
22. Autumn Rhythm- Still There
23. Roxy Music- Love Is The Drug
24. Erykah Badu- In Love With You
25. Bruce Springsteen- The River
26. Crooked Fingers- Call To Love
27. Human League- Don't You Want Me
28. Will Oldham- Brute Choir
29. Deep Purple- Hard Lovin Man
30. Duran Duran- Come Undone

SIDE D: THEY REMEMBER SHAPES & LOBBIES!!!
31. Malcolm McLaren, Zombies & someone else- About Her
32. Figurine- Impossible
33. First Punic War- After It's All Said & Done, I Still Wear The Tightest Pants
34. Caitlin & Destroyers- Glory Box (Portishead cover)
35. Hedwig & Angry Inch- Origin Of Love
36. Nico & VU- I'll Be Your Mirror
37. Ivy- Back In Our Town
38. Jesus & Mary Chain- Why Do You Want Me
39. Magnetic Fields- I Don't Believe You (live)
40. Magnolia Electric Co- Farewell Transmission

SIDE E: UNPLANNED UNPARENTHOOD!!!
41. Lovage- Sex I'm A
42. McAlmont & Butler- Yes
43. Doppelbanger- Unrecorded Love (M83 vs Beyonce mash)
44. Shystie- I Luv U (Raw Mix) (female response to Dizzee Rascal)
45. Mountain Goats- Color In Your Cheeks
46. Nico- These Days
47. Sleater-Kinney- What's Mine Is Yours
48. Boy Skout- Secrets
49. Mum- The Ghosts You Draw On My Back
50. My Moring Jacket- Off The Record

Overrun By Uzumaki

DEAR VISITORS!!!
Just as I recently did with the guaranteed-to-work April archives, I just went through the March archives and deleted every dead audio link, leaving only live blue wonders for you to clickety!!! So go stuff your iPod with hits from such themed impasses as Strokes day and Marxism day!!!

...Like The Peasants Miss The Deign

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
1. My Morning Jacket- Black Sabbath (Black Sabbath) read my interview
2. Handsome Family- Banks Of The Ohio (Traditional)
3. Scott Miller & Commonwealth- Janey Don't You Lose Heart (Bruce Springsteen)
4. ringtone- 1980 (Estelle)
5. A Dead Heart- Sweet Child O Mine (Guns N Roses)
6. Cat Power- Naked If I Want To (live) (Moby Grape)
7. Death Cab For Cutie- All Is Full Of Love (Bjork)
8. Dr Mix- No Fun (Iggy & Stooges)
9. Less Than Jake- Every Breath You Take (Police)
10. Fischerspooner- 15th (Wire)

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
1. Aggro1- Galang (MIA vs Porcupine Tree)
2. RIAA- Bop Don't Run (Ramones vs Ventures)
3. DJ Nite- Franzie Wonders (Franz Ferdinand vs Stevie Wonder)
4. DJBC- Word To The Mic (Beatles vs Beastie Boys)
5. Blo-Up- 10 Dollar Love (MIA vs something...)
6. Essexboy-Hybrid In Your House (Cure vs Hybrid)
7. Aggro1- Feel Good On I-5 Hombre (MIA vs Wedding Present vs Gorillaz)
8. Fettdog- Girls & Clock Things (Blur vs Tone Loc vs Coldplay)
9. Khyzer Zuke- Feel The Changing Pain (Dinosaur Jr vs Tupac)
10. Doppelganger- Hypnotized By The Army (White Stripes vs Notorious BIG) read my Stripes review

HEY THE 4 HIPPITY-HOPS YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Prefuse 73 & Ghostface Killah & El-P- Hide Ya Face
Atmosphere- Always Coming Back Home To You
Jay Z- Change Clothes (DJ Whoo Kid & Bach Logic Remix)
Foreign Exchange- Brave New World

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE 3 INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Fredo Viola- Occam's Razor
Tortoise- It's All Around You
Liquid Liquid- Bellhead (DFA mix)

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX x 23!!!
1.Bill Withers- Lean On Me
2.New Pornographers- Mass Romantic
3. Broken Social Scene- KC Accidental (live)
4.Tom Waits- Hoist That Rag read my review
5. Bottom of the Hudson- Riot Act read my review
6. Mountain Goats- Tallahassee read my review (one of many)
7. Pink Floyd- Hey You
8.Bob Dylan- Desolation Row (live)
9.Lali Puna- Left Handed
10.Decemberists- Eli The Barrowboy
11.Cinderella- Gypsy Road
12. Bloc Party- She's Hearing Voices
13. Louis XIV- Hey Teacher
14. Devo- Gut Feeling (obsession chronicled here)
15. Outkast & Rosario Dawson- She Lives In My Lap
16. Bravery- Unconditional
17. Grandaddy- Stray Dog & The Chocolate Shake
18. Interpol- Precipitate (live)
19. Daft Punk- Technologic
20. Distillers- Love Is Paranoid
21. Modest Mouse- Wild Pack Of Family Dogs
22. Loretta Lynn- Miss Being Mrs
23. My Morning Jacket- What A Wonderful Man (my other interview)

A visitor sent me this great list, which I hope was inspired by my mash-up fetish:

"william, here is my by-no-means comprehensive collection of improbable face-offs:

*ghost dad vs. short circuit
*five vannah whites vs. anne coulter [w/ rubber hose]
*noam chomsky's hesitant demeanor in the frozen foods section vs. dadaism
*cartoon character ziggy and aaron cometbus vs. bono on a jetski
*michelin tire baby vs. a hammer
*bill murray as bob from what about bob? vs. john candy as uncle buck
*avid radioshack patrons and their general odd, cult-like behaviorisms vs. the entire temperate zone of north america
*al from home improvement wearing a hypercolor t-shirt vs. your favorite dessert at the olive garden
*ernest vs. pontius pilate and friends
*sum of all microbe activity found on cafeteria trays at piccadilly's vs. nervous feeling aroused by having that dream where will oldham and j.d. salinger are your roommates and you have to figure out how to approach them about late rent
*the zoroastrian nature of cleavage vs. a beard wearing a smaller beard as a disguise
*all self-proclaimed "renegade"s vs. 100% authentic true-to-life renegades
*cat stevens vs. a moth or two
*the current drummer of megadeth vs. a 20-sided die"

FUNSCRAMBLE: Secretly Hot Nostalgia Snort

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!
Michael Andrews & Gary Jules- Mad World remix (Tears For Fears)
Squarepusher- Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division)
Ivy- Let's Go To Bed (Cure)
Less Than Jake- Beauty School Dropout (from Grease)
Brian Johnson & Geordie- St James Infirmary (1899, composer unknown, done by everybody)
Green Day- We Are The Champions (Queen)
A Dead Heart- Lose Yourself (Eminem)

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Team9- Doorbell Encore (White Stripes vs Jay Z)
2 Many DJs- A Little Taller (Survivor vs Skeelo)
DJ Whoo Kid & Bach Logic 99 Problems (Jay Z vs Billy Squier)
Aggro1- Hurt (Johnny Cash/NIN vs Crystal Skulls)
Beatallica- I Want To Choke Your Band (Metallica vs Beatles)
Alex H- Call Of Billie Jean (Metallica vs Michael Jackson)
DJ Melchizedek- Stronger Symptom (Faint vs Daft Punk)

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Antipop Consortium- 39303
Blueprint- Where's Your Girlfriend At?
Tribe Called Quest- Excursions
Atmosphere- Trying To Find A Balance
Binary Star- Dat Fast Food Joint
Dizzee Rascal- Respect Me
LL Cool J- Mama Said Knock You Out

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Jon Brion- Monday
Barbara Morgenstern- Is
Cul de Sac- Portland Cement Factory At Monolith California
Euphone- Press On

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Fruit Bats- When U Love Somebody
Paul Oakenfold- Ready Steady Go
Books- Enjoy Your Worries...
Tom Waits- Little Drop Of Poison
My Morning Jacket- Wordless Chorus

Antigone's Tame

DEAR VISITORS!!!
Notice the archives section to the right? I took to the month of April (and the month of April only) and checked every single link to see how many still worked, and OMG, an overwhelming majority still work!!!

So I deleted the dead links.

So...CURRENTLY, I GUARANTEE THAT EVERY SINGLE CLICKABLE LINK IN THE MONTH OFAPRIL STILL WORKS!!! OMG, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GOOD SONGS ARE WAITING FOR YOU BY THE HOTTEST ACTS EVER TO ACT??? Go stuff you iPod, fooh!!!

Jane Campion's "The Old Man And The Sea"

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Apollo Zero- Electric Blue (New Order vs Olivia Newton John)
Aggro1- You Don't Know Woman King (Alicia Keys vs Iron & Wine)
Dj Earworm- Something's Going On With The Nation's Army (White Stripes vs Frida)
Nowmash- Verve From The Block (J-Lo vs The Verve)
Dj Riko-PFunk Is Playing At My House (Parliament vs LCD Soundsystem)
Mixamatosis- Rock Me Nellydeus (Falco vs Nelly)

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
Green Day- Shout (Isley Brothers)
Children Of Bodom- Final Countdown (Europe)
A Dead Heart- Baby Got Back (Sir Mixalot)
Hot Water Music- Clampdown (Clash)
Dead Kennedys- I Fought The Law (Sonny Curtis)
Siobahn Lynch- Stayin Alive (Bee Gees)

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Eric B & Rakim- Paid In Full
Atmosphere- Nothin But Sunshine
Dizzee Rascal- Jus A Rascal
Jurassic Five- Quality Control
Fabolous- Breathe
Kool Keith & Tim Dog- Industry Is Wak

HEY THE SMITHS!!!
Morrissey & Siouxsie- Interlude
Salford Lads Club- Bigmouth Strikes Again
Will "Fresh Prince" Smith vs The Smiths- This Switching Man

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Tom Waits- Ice Cream Man
Black Sabbath- Black Sabbath
Pavement- You Are A Light
Under Byen- Ride
Beck- Tropicalia
Stars- Time Can Never Kill The True Heart
Neil Diamond- Girl You'll Be A Woman Soon
Ox- Carolinah
Meredith Bragg & Terminals- Carolina

Edutaintmen

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
Vic Chesnutt- It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine (R.E.M.)
Cowboy Junkies- One (U2)
Crystal Kay- Somewhere Over The Rainbow (Arlen/Harburg/Judy Garland)
Shannon- Dirty Old Town (Ewan McColl/ Pogues)
Mesu Kasumai- White Wedding (Billy Idol)

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Poisonous- London
50 Cent- Many Men Wish Death
Tupac, Akon, & DJ J-One- Ghetto Gospel
The Game- Church For Thugs
Murphy Lee & Seven- Regular Guy

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Don Caballero- Let's Face It Pal You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery
Mogwai- R U Still In 2 It
Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet- Requiem For A Dream
Erik Satie- Gymnopedie 1
Franz Ferdinand- Take Me Out (Instrumental)

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Don Amott King Of Country- Bummer In The White House (Love vs George W Bush)
4PinDin- 10AM Toxic Basement (Black Keys vs Britney Spears vs somebody...Basement Jaxx, I am told!)
I don't know- Untitled (50 Cent vs Helmet)
Ootlteh- Metro Police (Radiohead vs Berlin)
Team9- Mike's Blowing In The Wind (Bob Dylan vs Air)

HEY THE SMITHS!!!
Unhappy Birthday
How Soon Is Now
Morrissey- Every Day Is Like Sunday
Decemberists- Sister I'm A Poet
Placebo- Bigmouth Strikes Again

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!
Slint-Breadcrumb
Afrika Bambaata- Renegades Chant
Hunter S. Thompson- Nixon and Football/ Vietnam Book
Billie Holliday & Bent- Speak Low
Dead Kennedys- Stealing People's Mail

Every Sublease A Headache

MY GRANDPA'S SUICIDE AND ATTEMPTED MURDER OF MY AUNT, &THE COLOSSAL SADNESSES THAT FOLLOWED!!!
1. Wilco- How To Fight Loneliness
2. Credence Clearwater Revival- Who'll Stop The Rain
3. Ride- Vapour Trail (live)
4. Sufjan Stevens- Great God Bird
5. Jon Brion- Creep (Radiohead, as Tom Waits)
6. Morphine- Cure ForPain
7. Decemberists- Everything I Try To Do, Nothing Seems To Turn Out Right
8. R.E.M.- Everybody Hurts
9. Panda Bear- Untitled Track One
10. Junior Boys- Last Exit

11. Leonard Cohen- Hallelujah (live)
12. Mateusz Pozar & Tom Waits- America Sort Of
13. Johnny Cash- Hurt (a capella) (NIN)
14. Hayden- Bad As They Seem
15. ELO- Don't Bring Me Down
16. Joy Division- No Love Lost
17. Cyann & Ben- I Can't Pretend Anymore
18. Suicidal Tendencies- How Can I Laugh Tomorrow When I Can't Even Smile Today
19. Nick Cave & Bad Seeds- People Ain't No Good
20. Tori Amos- Me And A Gun

21. Joy Division- Shadowplay
22. James Chance & Contiortions- Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
23. Black Tape For A Blue Girl- All Tomorrow's Parties (Nico/ VU)
24. Devandra Banhart- This Is The Way
25. Little Wings- Look At What The Light Did Now
26. Gwar- Happy Death Day
27. Tom Waits- Way Down In The Hole (live)
28. Scarface- Dying With Your Boots On
29. Flaming Lips- Shine On Sweet Jesus
30. South Carolina Fight Song

Cry Of The Fat Spotted Asian

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
George W Bush- Sunday Bloody Sunday (U2)
Mesu Kasumai- Call Me (Blondie)
Drive-By Truckers- People Who Died (Jim Carroll)
Nada Surf- Where Is My Mind (Pixies)
Mountain Goats- Pet Politics (Silver Jews)
Dios Malos- Asshole (Beck)
Ether Family- Expecting Brainchild (Guided By Voices)
Hammerfall- Breaking The Law (Judas Priest)
Kind Of Like Spitting- Tom Courtenay (Yo La Tengo)
Megadeth- Paranoid (Black Sabbath)

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
Kleptones- Sniff (Bowie/Queen vs Belinda Carlisle vs Vanilla Ice vs Prince Paul/De La Soul)
DJ Gatti- Without Enrique (Art Brut vs Eminem)
Eve Massacre- Soupcats Serve Danger (Soup Dragons vs Depeche Mode vs Electronicats)
Aggro1- Stutter Creep (Afghan Whigs vs TLC vs Joe)
Crookdimwit- Run Run Like Hell (Air vs Pink Floyd)
Mr Wyse- Rock the Badman (Clash vs Hijack)
Immuzikation- RJDre 3074 (Outkast vs RJD2)
Boojiboy Jnr- Pyjama Thing (Roxy Music vs Amerie)
Khyzer Zuke- Pretend We're Breathing (L7 vs Sean Paul/Blu Cantrell)
RIAA- Obligatory Rap Metal Mashup (Lyrics Born vs Black Sabbath)

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Dead Kennedys- Pull My Strings
Mountain Goats- Palmcorder Yajna
Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Date With The Night (Immuzikation Remix)
Mount Eerie- Do Not Be Afraid
Stratovarius- Black Diamond
Hot Snakes- No Hands
English Beat- Mirror In The Bathroom
Beck- Black Tambourine
Crucified Barbara- Motorf-cker
My Morning Jacket- O Is The One That Is Real (live)

Gender Fossils

HEY YOU HEART 11 COVERS!!!
Mesu Kasumai- Burning Down The House (Talking Heads)
No Through Road- I Felt My Size (The Microphones)
Uh, someone doing Space Oddity (David Bowie)
Feist- Lovers Spit (Broken Social Scene)
CG- Girl From The North Country (Bob Dylan)
Local H- Toxic (Britney Spears)
Nirvana- Man Who Sold The World (David Bowie)
Goober & Peas- MacArthur Park (Richard Harris/Jimmy Webb)
Mirabilia- Walking With Jesus (Spaceman 3)
Uh, someone doing What's Going On (Marvin Gaye)
Off The Beat- Where The Streets Have No Name (U2)

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Scarface- Recognize
Dizzee Rascal- Stand Up Tall (Ruv JDB Garage Poing Remix)
Aesop Rock- Plastic Soldiers
Edan- Fumbling Over Words That Rhyme

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
I don't know- Jack The Ripper's Thinking About The Doorbell (White Stripes vs LL Cool J)
Doppelbanger- Got It Twisted Sister (The Rapture vs Mobb Deep)
I don't know- Stand Up Betty (Dizzee Rascal vs Spiderbait)
Mattcatt- Sucker Knight Riders (Knight Rider theme vs old school female rapper...)
Divide & Kreate- Saul's New List (New Order vs Saul Williams)

HEY RADIOHEAD!!!
Life In A Glass House
The Gloaming
Everything In Its Right Place ("Acoustic")
Richard Cheese- Creep
Scarling- Creep
Rape Puppies- F-ck Radiohead
Steve Christ- Picasso's Tour Of The Dark Streets In Blue (vs Darkness)
"An Indian man"- Idioteque
PJ Harvey & Thom Yorke- This Mess We're In
Divide & Kreate- I Might Be Frozen (vs Madonna)
Brad Mehldau- Paranoid Android
Arty Fufkin- Beverly Hills Creep (vs Weezer vs Herbie Hancock vs Beck)

If Not Then Why Not

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
Brad Walsh- Two Of Hearts (Stacey Q)
Culture Beat- Under Pressure (Bowie/Queen)
Tonecats- Let It Be (Beatles)
Mike Keneally & BFD- The Night Before (Beatles)
Nullsleep- Depeche Mode Megamix (all the hits played on a Nintendo)
Pyro- Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (U2)
The Cure- Purple Haze (Jimi Hendrix)
UB40 & Pretenders- I Got You Babe (Sonny & Cher)
"An Indian man"- U Can't Touch This (MC Hammer)
Zero- Oops I Did It Again (Britney Spears)

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
PartyBen- Finding Out Sharona Is Blind (Louis XIV vs Devo vs Knack vs Fatboy Slim)
Aggro1- Somebody Told Me One Romantic Thing (Killers vs a pop diva...)
Doppelbanger- Kool Men (Sonic Youth vs 50 Cent)
Soulwax- Intergalactic (Beastie Boys vs Herbie Hancock vs INXS vs AC/DC)
DJBC- Chill Steppin (EPMD vs Joe Jackson)
Eve Massacre- Dancing With A Rolling Stone (Billy Idol vs Temptations)
Compact Risk- House Of Noise (Rapture vs Streets vs somebody...NIN?)
Twinkleboi- Emerge Bitch (Missy Elliot vs Fischerspooner)
DJZebra- Underground After All (Radio 4 vs Daft Punk)
3.14- Formed A Band (Art Brut vs Them)

HEY GUIDED BY VOICES!!!
I Drove A Tank
Ether Family- Gas Daddy Gas
Taggart- Hot Freaks
Tom7- Your Name Is Wild

HEY THE RAMONES!!!
Spider-Man Theme
Ramonstantines- Teenage Lobotomy
King Me- What's Your Game

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Tekulvi- Transmission
Thin Lizzy- Just The Two Of Us
Candela- Love You Madly

Uterus Derby

HEY YOU HEART 10 COVERS!!!
Tom Thumb & Latterday Saints- Atlantic City (Bruce Springsteen)
Brian Michael Roff- Torn Green Velvet Eyes (Magnetic Fields)
Ted Leo- Since U Been Gone/ Maps (Kelly Clarkson/Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
Stahlhammer- Another Brick In The Wall (Pink Floyd)
Some chingalingy bar band- Ballad Of John & Yoko (Beatles)
Matt Crema- Like A Rolling Stone (Bob Dylan)
Black Tape For A Blue Girl- Space Oddity (David Bowie)
City Cousins- London Calling (Clash)
All Wrecked Up- Coo Coo Bird (Clarence Ashley)
Postal Service- Suddenly Everything Has Changed (Flaming Lips)

HEY 10 MASH-UPS!!!
DJ Payroll- Aint Talkin Bout Luno (Bloc Party vs somebody...)
Aggro1- Your Title Here (Kelly Clarkson vs Eagles)
Aggro1- Cashanti (Johnny Cash vs Ashanti)
PartyBen- Let's Dance With Me (Hot Hot Heat vs David Bowie)
Team9- About A Girl In My Dreams (Nirvana vs Depeche Mode)
Cheekyboys- Baby Got Silly Love Songs (Sir Mixalot vs Wings)
Blo Up- Blue Rascal (New Order vs Dizzee Rascal)
Futuro- Boys Who Luv Boys Will Survive (Blur vs Donna Summer)
Bangers & Mash- Callin It Back (Lyrics Born vs AC/DC)
DJCBoast- Christina Take Me Out (Christina Aguilera vs Franz Ferdinand)

HEY THE STONES!!!
Inkubus Sukkubus- Paint It Black
An Indian man reciting Dead Flowers
Push Down & Turn- Dead Flowers
Sundays- Wild Horses
Slow Motion & Endless Blossoms- Wild Horses
Zamali- Dear Negrita (vs Tupac)

HEY THE SMITHS!!!
Salford Lads Club- Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before
Minusbaby- You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby
Tatu- How Soon Is Now
Pete Doherty- There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Zima Surge

HEY PUBLIC ENEMY!!!
Tiga- Louder Than A Bomb (JDB Remix)
JDB- Shot Up Shut Em Down (vs Dizzee Rascal, DMX, 50 Cent & Styles P)
MAKE YOUR OWN MASH UP WITH THIS ACAPELLA- Public Enemy Number One
Nick Foster- Hulk Brings Noise (vs Incredible Hulk TV Theme)
Khyzer Zuke- If I Only Had A Public Enemy (vs MC 900 Ft Jesus)
Khyzer Zuke- Public Magnum (vs Magnum PI theme)
Don Amott King Of Country- Rebel Without A Banjo (vs Flatt & Scruggs)
Son Of A Bush

East Urbana Hoedown

HEY THE CURE!!!
Nouvelle Vague covering A Forest
DJ Defekt- Just A Forest (vs somebody...)

HEY MASH-UPS!!!
Mr Wyse- Some Dangerous (Strokes vs LL Cool J)
TimG- Bloc of Nails (Bloc Party vs NIN)
Divide & Kreate- Since You Ain't Me (Frank Black vs Kelly Clarkson)
RIAA- Tricky Wipeout (Run DMC vs Surfaris)

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
Smashing Pumpkins- Sad Peter Pan (Vic Chesnutt)
Reel Big Fish- Hungry Like The Wolf (Duran Duran)

HEY DANIEL JOHNSTON!!!
Unpack Your Adjectives (Schoolhouse Rocks)
Casper

HEY THE HIPPITY-HOP YOU DON'T STOP!!!
Jay Z- Dirt Off Your Shoulder
Dead Prez- Hell Yeah

HEY STUDY & WRITE EPIC POETRY TO THESE INSTRUMENTALS!!!
Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet- Ghosts Of Things To Come
Mogwai- Like Herod

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Manitoba- Crayon
Raymond Scott- Paperwork Explosion
Loretta Lynn- Silver Bells
Minutemen- Bob Dylan Wrote Propaganda Songs
Dresden Dolls- Coin-Operated Boy
Cardigans- Lovefool
Suicide- Shadazz

Overchampionship

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Depeche Mode-Dream On
Stone Roses- I Wanna Be Adored
Smoking Popes- I Need You Around
Arcade Fire- Neighborhood #1
Stephen Malkmus- Pencil Rot
Mountain Goats- Fall of the Star High School Runningback
Shearwater-Whipping Boy
M83- Don't Save Us From The Flames
Jimi Hendrix- Manic Depression
Suicidal Tendencies- Institutionalized
Soviet- Candy Girl
Blonde Redhead- Misery Is A Butterfly
Polysics- Disorder
The The- Perfect
New Pornographers- Testament To Youth In Verse

Club Destro

HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
Fischerspooner- The 15th (Wire)
Gammasutra- Werewolves Of London (Warren Zevon)
Mountain Goats- The Sign (Ace of Base)
Siouxsie & Banshees- Helter Skelter (Beatles)

HEY THE CURE!!!
Death Cab For Cutie- Friday I'm In Love
Cure vs Ludacris
Pheugoo- Cure This Old Heart Of Mine (vs that oldie)
Hypnotyza- Fascination Disco (vs 50 Cent)

HEY WHITE STRIPES!!!
DJBC- Elevator Doorbell (vs hip-hop)
Fidelski- Hey Mickey Your White Orchid Is A Hollaback Girl (vs Gwen Stefani & Toni Basil)

HEY THE SMITHS!!!
Salfard Lads Club- William It Was Really Nothing
Bigmouth Strokes Again (vs Strokes) RIGHT CLICK SAVE-AS ONLY

2 SLUT 2 CLASSIX!!!
Yes- Owner Of A Lonely Heart (Max Graham Sidechain Remix)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Date With The Night

Catch It!

HEY YOU HEART BAD COVERS!!!
Captain Jack- Another One Bites The Dust (Queen)
Keane- With Or Without You (U2)
Bang Gang- Stop In The Name Of Love (Supremes)
Leonard Nimoy- Everybody's Talkin (Nilsson)

Up The Brackish

Pictured above is the exact vantage point from which I crushed both of my wrists. If you're thinking, "Hell, Bowers, that's not up very high," please note the size of the people on the opposite edge.

BUT HEY YOU HEART COVERS!!!
Rilo Kiley- Let My Love Open The Door (Pete Townsend)
Failure- Enjoy The Silence (Depeche Mode)
Belly- Are You Experienced (Jimi Hendrix)
Kimya Dawson- On The Road Again/ From A Distance/ Greatest Man Of Your Life/Life Is A Highwaye (Willie Nelson/Bette Midler/ Edwin McCain/ Tom Cochrane)

HEY JAY-Z MASH-UPS!!!
Jay Zeezer- 99 Problems With Buddy Holly (vs Weezer)
DJ Melchizedek- 99 Congas (vs Miami Sound Machine)
Doppelbanger- Hov Goes Mental (vs Ramones)